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DAILY HUMOUR - DAY 738

Day 738, 04:43 • Published in South Africa

• by Dragon Fury

Prayer for the Stressed

Grant me the serenity to accept the things
I cannot change,the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill
today because they pissed me off.

Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
as they may be connected to the ass that I have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me always to give 100% at work:
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday,
20% on Thursday
and 5% on Friday.

Also, help me to remember:
when I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are TRYING to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger
and tell them to bite me.