D-Spud plans for Invasion of UK 2010
Day 933, 17:02
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Published in Ireland 
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by D-spud
Dear e-UK Citizens
It may have come to your attention that the e-Irish and friends are starting to mass on your border with the intentions of invasion. Now don’t panic, unlike other invaders who you have encountered in the past, we e-Irish will show the upmost respect to your population and heritage with only a few minor changes like:
e-UK EMPLOYMENT
Firstly all UK citizens can expect full employment, BUT there will be some notable changes perhaps to the “quality” of the employment on offer.
e-UK ARMED FORCES
The Military, ahhhhh we have always have “soft spot” for the UK Military and especially the entertainment they always provided while on “tour” in our lovely e-country. So just to be a little bit more environmentally friendly after our invasion the “RED COATS” ... will be going “GREEN”, now all together ........“It’s a long way to Tipperary ,It’s a long way to go................” .
e-UK LANDMARKS
Well I can see it now, “Buckingham Palace” will make one hell of an “e-Irish Pub”, while Westminster and Downing Street will be easily converted into a “Red Light” district. (that won’t take much!!), ooohhhhh yeah note it will be a “euro gold zone” only .......none of that “Sterling” funny money.
e-UK NATIONAL MONUMENTS
“Rule Britannia....Britannia rules the waves la-la-la”...... ok, “ Nelson baby” , you ain’t got a Navy no more so move over and let’s pay homage to “Neil” the rocking Leprechaun , who will now provide all UK citizens with hope for the future in the form of “three wishes” & “crock of e-gold”.......and look as a mark of respect to your “past” a “Maritime”(water) effect will be in operation.
e-UK CITIZENS
So do not fear UK Citizens, the e-Irish will be your “friends” (once the invasion stuff is done with) and you will be well treated in our “Expanded e-Ireland”. We hope you understand that any negative elements of our invasion will only be temporary and all should be well again by “tea-time”. So prepare for a jolly good show and chin up while we make the invasion as painless as possible.
It may have come to your attention that the e-Irish and friends are starting to mass on your border with the intentions of invasion. Now don’t panic, unlike other invaders who you have encountered in the past, we e-Irish will show the upmost respect to your population and heritage with only a few minor changes like:
e-UK EMPLOYMENT
Firstly all UK citizens can expect full employment, BUT there will be some notable changes perhaps to the “quality” of the employment on offer.
e-UK ARMED FORCES
The Military, ahhhhh we have always have “soft spot” for the UK Military and especially the entertainment they always provided while on “tour” in our lovely e-country. So just to be a little bit more environmentally friendly after our invasion the “RED COATS” ... will be going “GREEN”, now all together ........“It’s a long way to Tipperary ,It’s a long way to go................” .
e-UK LANDMARKS
Well I can see it now, “Buckingham Palace” will make one hell of an “e-Irish Pub”, while Westminster and Downing Street will be easily converted into a “Red Light” district. (that won’t take much!!), ooohhhhh yeah note it will be a “euro gold zone” only .......none of that “Sterling” funny money.
e-UK NATIONAL MONUMENTS
“Rule Britannia....Britannia rules the waves la-la-la”...... ok, “ Nelson baby” , you ain’t got a Navy no more so move over and let’s pay homage to “Neil” the rocking Leprechaun , who will now provide all UK citizens with hope for the future in the form of “three wishes” & “crock of e-gold”.......and look as a mark of respect to your “past” a “Maritime”(water) effect will be in operation.
e-UK CITIZENS
So do not fear UK Citizens, the e-Irish will be your “friends” (once the invasion stuff is done with) and you will be well treated in our “Expanded e-Ireland”. We hope you understand that any negative elements of our invasion will only be temporary and all should be well again by “tea-time”. So prepare for a jolly good show and chin up while we make the invasion as painless as possible.
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Classic Tayto...ahem...D-spud! 😃
Will you show to e-UK girls how you play Irish flute?
yay! leprechaun statuettes for everyone!
We can still be friends...
You certainly have imagination but I still think it's more likely that eUK invades Southern Ireland just for the lulz.
ah wow!
I lol'd hard reading that man!
V+S'd!
I lol'd. All of this stuff would really improve the English. I mean red is such an eye-sore. The green would really be a nice change.
Love Ireland xD
From my Irish heritage I bid you good luck.
I love Irish,& Scotland people, but i love English people too who fight for Europe, not for big mouth USA!
Vote, and sub!
Andrea.
Our monarch is King John I.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-moha-monarch-week-ii-attack-of-the-kings-1382343/1/20">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-moh[..]1/20
I'm once again reminded why I left because even when you try, you can't leave RL out of this game.
Though, it's not your fault D-spud. You're just part of a never-ending progression of new generations being placated into bringing RL sentiment into this game by older generations. It's a primary reason why Ireland never goes anywhere or does anything.
go Ireland
@Longbaugh: And the eUK doesn't do the same things?
Also, D-Spud, I'd rather keep the in game currency (punts) than the RL Eurozone currency... (I give it 5 years before many countries drop it for good)
oh, paddy
Go Iireland, from Argentina, good luck, guys
Lolishes! Nice work.
@Longbore: Like I've told you before, I feel the same way about you as I do about Herpes.
Why in almost every comment in our media do you explain the reason you left Ireland as anything but the real reason?
You left because you realized no one would ever listen to you and btw, that hasn't changed. So take your monarch and your pontificating ways pack them in a suitcase and take a very long walk off a short pier.
Longbore lol Nice!
I agree! Let's go GREEN!
@ H.S Thompson
It's well documented in my newspaper and on the Irish forum (of which I am still banned from) that I left Ireland because the IDF wasn't being deployed to defend London BECAUSE it was unpopular among Irish BECAUSE of RL animosity.
You make a mockery out of a great man. No one who plays it as safe as you should bear his name.
go go go eIreland!!
Either push the button or please be so kind as to bugger off.
We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot
Please invade
Horice 🙂
go Ireland 🙂
o_0 Do the Irish even have a military?
im coming to help you Irish
go eIreland, save them
Love it spud , esp Neil ,,, Good to have you back, bringing smiles to all
Saaaaaaavage article
Also, Longbore... classic 😛
This is getting old.
Yes, please invade. Please "push the button."
We're shaking... absolutely SHAKING in our boots.
Outstanding and welcome back d-spud, you've were missing too long.
@Paddyohale
o_0 Do the Irish even have a military?
- We got 2.
Does eUK have the balls to atck eIreland?
- I doubt the same answer applies ...
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You couldn't take Northern Ireland in this or irl, I would like to see you paddies try.
There we go again!
Ireland have signed couple of MPP's and over the night an irish version of Boadicea (with one Guinness too much) has appeared.
Funny though, in real life when push comes to shove you all forget about all this pig-wash, piss poor, toilet humor and remember that you are all....brits. At least for that, I do honestly admire you.
we brits will rise and rise agen until lambs become lions in the defence of our nation, not me tho im of to russia
There you go again Longbore. That's exactly why you didn't make friends in e-Ireland and why you remain unwelcome on the forum.
You'd be better off playin Sims mate, at least there you'd have some influence.
EXCellent man, real classic..
EXCellent man, real classic..
It's you eBrits that daren't push the button.
We're just sitting idly by the alarm waiting to bring our lovely, may I say, plans into action.
britian aint gona fall . . . tbh i couldnt care anymore am scottish and told to move to london to fight for england not britian or scotland if i could move to ireland i would
try as hard as you can but you will never beat us unless the e world all goes against us oh and i think we will take Ireland for the fun of it
Look, we aren't going to push the button regardless of your troll articles. You won't seeing as you have no balls. Therefore, this war of yours is nothing but a fantasy, get over it and get on with your life.
go Ireland!
support from croatia
And when the ePotatoes will be exterminated in eEire ´cause of a plague... you will flee to eUS as usual?
...Are you creating new tickets eCompanies to support the diaspora?
Love DSpud
Love Hunter (yep yep..s'all true)
Love this article.
Whoah yeah..
/me does a wee Irish jig, while bas****ising the entire wording of Rule Britannia.
Oh, and to dear Horice, don't you DARE go hanging around Downing Street when the red bulbs are lit. You've a good reputation to uphold.
Ahem.
Yes indeed.
Longbaugh... you turned out to be a right twat.
@Longbaugh......wow, ok I am upto date ref King John...but holy mother of e-god, you seem to have a talent in bringing out the "best in people".....LOL.....ohhh yeah it hard to keep the RL stuff out of the game, even soccer!!
Ireland is the only place real life references can be found. We're rouges among an international scene where the mere mention of real life shatters the illusion of those with feeble minds that this game spills over into a real world at all.
The penalty for such heresy is to be found in this comment thread.... inane Longbaugh comments repeated ad nauseam 😉
Nice article spud