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CXVI: Sweet Noobly Goodness

Day 1,518, 19:01 • Published in USA USA

• by Little Old Halfling

Music please.

Some Cool People Who Won My Contest By Default Because No One Else Really Entered Which Does Not Diminish Their Quality Writing
So.

Three entries. Five categories. I thought this would probably happen so thankfully I thought of a genius contingency.

They all win.

So we've got kooguy who has won the Homerun Hitter, the Vote Monger, the Sub Magnet, and the Comment King categories. Literally every category he signed up for. So I'm just gonna go ahead and forgo the whole "voting on your favorite big prize" thing and just give it to him because this kid went for it and got it.

He got it all.

So sub this man's paper, ladies and gents, because this is guy's got the potential to one day be a Media Mogul.

Now, as I've said previously kooguy has won all the categories (there was nobody for the International). That would usually disqualify the others. But since we only had three participants, I think they all deserve something for having read my paper without having been my friend (anyone who goes through that hell deserves something).

Tosh O'Point does very spot on market analysis and has a lovely mustache. Kristof Starkk is a Dio-fearing soldier who made his paper today with the explicit intent of participating in this competition, so go ahead and throw some subs his way for being a good sport.

So three noobs, three winners. Next time I'll use a bigger net.