Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the R.O.B.I.N's of war !

Day 1,700, 22:42 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Horice G Fossil

'No one knew during the Invasion of the eUK that affairs were being watched from The Real
Spamicans headquaters. No one could have dreamed that they were being scrutinized as
someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water.
Few men even considered the possibility that the Spamicans were plotting. And yet, across
the country, minds immeasurably sillier than yours regarded this eWorld with mocking
eyes, and slowly, surely,we drew our plans against the many, many enemies of the eUK.'

It is true The Real Spamicans are back, and with the wiping of the eUnited Kingdom,
we are now ready to implement our plans ! As with the Martians in H. G. Wells 'War
of the Worlds' we plan on leaving the eUK and taking the entire population with us !

We shall board out Region Oppressor British Isle Nullifiers (R.O.B.I.N's) and, as with
the Martians, leave our homeland behind us and reak havok across the entire eWorld !

The Boffins at Spamican HQ have used cutting edge technology to create the R.O.B.I.N's
basing them on the Martian Tripods machines. As you can see from this blue print the
R.O.B.I.N's carry a crew of four so with the current eUK population 1000 will be needed.

Once we have abandoned these shores nothing can stop us, we will become all but
invulnerable to attack, as we shall take what we need from our vanquished minions
and then trundle onto our next victim. The awesome sight of our R.O.B.I.N's sweeping
across the battlefield will spread terror among our enemies and surely bring us victory !

So i say to you my fellow eUKers, although i know it will be hard to leave these our home
regions, it is to Conquest and Glory for the whole of the eUnited Kingdom that we head !

You will shortly be recieving your R.O.B.I.N manuals,please read this thoroughly so
that upon issue of your vehicle there will be no delay. The Kannot In To The English
Nation (K.I.T.T.E.N) a slightly crappier version of the R.O.B.I.N will be supplied to all
Welsh citizens. These have an extra wheel, because be it legs or wheels as we all know
the Welsh citizens much prefer to ride in something with four of either, rhyw ddefaid !

So as you all prepare to leave these shores and embark upon your noble quest, I
wish you all BOB's speed and say, Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the R.O.B.I.N's of war !


Oh and I strongly suggest you get yourself a sturdy bucket as we were unable to fit any toilets.

H. G. Fossil