Crazy Bunch of Morons Ever

Day 1,965, 16:48 Published in South Africa Israel by Chaim Dov

I feel like changing my newspaper to a satire because clearly....the issues within this country is a joke. Well what can I say now about what's been happening, we have a former defence minister who has gone insane by the name of Leon who has went off about some private message that he held between a former presidential candidate...sure he may have been a great MOD, I'll give him that but these comments,

"Many of you wanted me to run for Country Presidency this month. I rejected that because I made a promise to Grim and accepted to help him one more month. That's why he came to the UP and run for presidency. And again, as you all know, he left us without a single word then used my friend against me. A real man would not do that."

Should I find this funny because I did and I spent countless seconds laughing when reading it. Then today the MOD announced information about the whole Brazilian thing, which didn't make any bloody sense in fact it just made me even more confused. As a brainless eSouth African citizen I guess I'll continue to let my government make choices that will again negatively affect me. Hey everyone's brain dead so why not!

What's more funny is our glorious hail president Grimstone announced he would not run for the presidency and was leaving, then like the christian messiah came back saving the world by running for re-election and then winning! We didn't even nail him to the cross for a miracle to occur.

To be quite honest with you folks have we left our country in the hands of madmen???? Hey none of them can fix the rampant poverty posting on the eSouth Africa newsfeed, seems like this country is bloody losing it. Maybe I should run for congress but I remind myself of the following,