CPSU project: preserving the father of eCommunism.
Day 657, 11:40
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Published in Russia 
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by Maksim Chuikov
Revolutionary greetings, comrades!
It is with great sorrow and joy that I report the latest CPSU project. The CPSU cultural and economical commissariats have today come together to discuss a very disturbing issue, the death of the father of eCommunism. It is my honour to publish this article concerning the glorious news of preserving comrade Manifesto's body in a mausoleum built solely for him in eMoscow, on the eRed Square. The eRussian state has approved our request and the CPSU has now begun building a mausoleum consisting of expensive rocks. Inside this mausoleum we will display comrade Manifesto's body, where it will be taken care of. His body will be preserved exactly as it was when he died.
This project involves gifting comrade Manifesto as much as the system permits us, every single day. We will not permit loosing another comrade into the hands of the bourgeoise!
Comrade Manifesto will be remembered as the chairman of the first eCommunist party ever to succeed in implementing Socialism in an ecountry! He will be hailed for this theoretical and revolutionary struggle throughout his life.
Comrade Manifesto, you will always be remembered!
- M. Chuikov, great admirer of comrade Manifesto.
It is with great sorrow and joy that I report the latest CPSU project. The CPSU cultural and economical commissariats have today come together to discuss a very disturbing issue, the death of the father of eCommunism. It is my honour to publish this article concerning the glorious news of preserving comrade Manifesto's body in a mausoleum built solely for him in eMoscow, on the eRed Square. The eRussian state has approved our request and the CPSU has now begun building a mausoleum consisting of expensive rocks. Inside this mausoleum we will display comrade Manifesto's body, where it will be taken care of. His body will be preserved exactly as it was when he died.
This project involves gifting comrade Manifesto as much as the system permits us, every single day. We will not permit loosing another comrade into the hands of the bourgeoise!
Comrade Manifesto will be remembered as the chairman of the first eCommunist party ever to succeed in implementing Socialism in an ecountry! He will be hailed for this theoretical and revolutionary struggle throughout his life.
Comrade Manifesto, you will always be remembered!
- M. Chuikov, great admirer of comrade Manifesto.
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excellent tribute
Чет у коммунистов русификация хромает.
Chuikov, i'm waiting when you are finaly unite with russian communists.
I'm still waiting for Izvrat and the Central Committee to get back to me.
BTW, Yezhyednyevniye Kommuna - the newspapers name spelled wrong in russian. Yezhednevnaya Kommuna - better
You know, characters can be revived at any time? It's just based on whether they come back or not lol.
Sure, but this is to keep our eleader forever strong! Uraa!
В еМавзолее лежит тело Креоса I Великого - социалистичного, конституционального и демократичного Императора Всея Руси! Автор уклоняется от Генеральной Линии Партии.
Возродите северную корею, заключите МПП со всеми странами, и живите там в своём коммунизме
@ Izvrat: I love the sarcasm, keep it up 😃 That's what makes it so fun being an eCommunist.