CPP Announcement - The Main Goals of a September CPP Government

Day 279, 16:39 Published in Canada Canada by Tom Hagen

Onwards Paradoxia! – The Main Goals
(Canadian Paradox Party Electoral Platform for September 200😎

After three months away from the Presidency the time is ripe for the Canadian Paradox Party’s most complete platform yet. We hope that you, the eCanadian voters, deem it right that we return from the wilderness and re-enter the highest political office of our great country. The two major goals of a Canadian Paradox Party Government would be:

The Political Takeover Prevention Scheme

To help ensure that our great nation does not fall to a similar cataclysmic event as in eIreland the Canadian Paradox Party puts forth the PTPS:

Section One – General Public
The Canadian Government will provide subsidized moving tickets to ensure that every region has a significant eCanadian presence to help ensure that our local government remains in eCanadian hands no matter what occurs.

Section Two – The Parties
In the event of an attempted political takeover all True eCanadian Parties will promote a sole candidate. This candidate will come from either a) The strongest party or b) The Presidential party.

Military
eCanada has never been a great military power and therefore to help change this the following will occur:

- All eCanadians will be encouraged to register as soldiers and to train every day. For those who train every day for a fortnight there will be a reward from the government.
- Squad Leaders will be provided with enough funds so that every soldier under their command can have at least 2 of the highest quality weapons on the market.
- In conjunction with the PTPS citizens will be placed in every border region to ensure a good eCanadian military presence.

Onwards Paradoxia! Onwards eCanada!



(Published by Tom Hagen on the behalf of the Canadian Paradox Party)