CP update Day 1035 - Ireland Orders the UK to Leave N.Ireland
Day 1,035, 12:12
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by Nogin The Nog Limited
Ireland Unified Again
People of Ireland,
Our ministry of foreign Affairs teams have tried negotiating with successive Uk Goverments and prime ministers, but there attitude is always the same:
"The north of Ireland is a region of the United Kingdom, and will remain so."
We have for too long endured the occupation of our rightful lands in the North by the British Oppressor, and bowed to there will.
We have done enough talking, the time has come to strike, and take back what is rightfully ours.
As the appointed President of all Ireland, I hereby order all British Military Forces based in Northern Ireland to leave, or suffer certain defeat at the hands of Ireland and its allies.
I urge all citizens and allies to assist Ireland regain what is rightfully ours.
Our goal is simple, taking back our rightful territory (Northern Ireland,) and the unification of our island and its people.
We do not consider the possession of Northern Ireland as giving us any military or tactical advantage over other regions of the UK and these should not fear this,
all we ask for is the restoration of the Island of Ireland.
IDF Stand ready for action & DoD orders.
"One land, One people, One Voice"
Nogin the Nog
President of Ireland
People of Ireland,
Our ministry of foreign Affairs teams have tried negotiating with successive Uk Goverments and prime ministers, but there attitude is always the same:
"The north of Ireland is a region of the United Kingdom, and will remain so."
We have for too long endured the occupation of our rightful lands in the North by the British Oppressor, and bowed to there will.
We have done enough talking, the time has come to strike, and take back what is rightfully ours.
As the appointed President of all Ireland, I hereby order all British Military Forces based in Northern Ireland to leave, or suffer certain defeat at the hands of Ireland and its allies.
I urge all citizens and allies to assist Ireland regain what is rightfully ours.
Our goal is simple, taking back our rightful territory (Northern Ireland,) and the unification of our island and its people.
We do not consider the possession of Northern Ireland as giving us any military or tactical advantage over other regions of the UK and these should not fear this,
all we ask for is the restoration of the Island of Ireland.
IDF Stand ready for action & DoD orders.
"One land, One people, One Voice"
Nogin the Nog
President of Ireland
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o7
That's quite a belly on Anthony Colby there!
Here we come hide the beer and look out.
Denied
LOLOLOLOL
no, just no
NORTHERN IRELAND IS A FREE AND INDEPENDENT NATION
... under the rule of the King :3
I prefer it when articles make legitimate points and are interesting, but this is cool too I guess.
Irish Jedi's unite!
i know just one northern ireland, ans its ours!!
>Implying I was not sat in the Irish cabinet meeting listening to these plans
@Sennan Blake
May the force be with us
http://i54.tinypic.com/294ng1t.jpg
Firearms? So uncivilized.
I agree, lets unite ireland
UNDER THE MOTHERFUCKING CROWN
FOR EÍRE!!, nice Pic
Give me 10 gold and its yours
I demand the reunification of the British Isles under the one true supreme power; The Saxons baby! and kick these Celts, Picts, Viking, Angles, Jutes and all other inferior races back to the continent.
By Woden, I will win.
Let`s free our land.
We really don't care.
Tiocfaidh Ar Lá o7
>Let's free our land
Says the guy who was eBolivian 3 months ago, and is a Brit/Frenchie IRL
> Let`s free our land.
haha, Celts can't kick Saxon's asses. You'll think 1500 years of failure would have convinced the last of you to leave and go to America. Jeez, these Celts, just can't read the history books.
Saxon's always win... Its all ours.
i lold jamesw! nice comment 😛
>> Luminara "http://i54.tinypic.com/294ng1t.jpg"
Perfect opportunity for duel-surprise-buttsecks
Gotta get back on the treadmill. All these long hours planning for the IDF. lol Donuts and beer will do that to you.
there's a southern ireland now?
@Jan Baykara
I highly doubt if you could say that again with a lightsaber cutting through your pathetic body (if any).
http://i53.tinypic.com/n6w1tf.jpg
I highly doubt you have a lightsaber.
funny(article+comments)
@Joniff Celts settled in parts of England brah and it was the Normans who invaded Ireland.
@Mr. Woldy
You are too human alike to be Brit. Any possibility like kidnapping or adoption?
Your trolls just proved that there is no bottom unless they say so.
Run for the hills! The Irish are coming!
Go Ireland!
Cornwall = part celtic
England = Anlges, Saxons & Jutes (mostly). "We" are as Angle or Jute as Saxon, they all were mixed up together. Quotes because I'm half Irish, and on the other side from Bristol, so probably a little Welsh too.
If Joniff has no pict, celt, roman, viking, norman, angle or jute in him, that might explain his avatar. Note the fingers fused together. Inbreeding will do that...
@Joniff...brining rl politics into a game is a bad idea...and check your history...we forced the crown to a deal in 1921...I believe this little nation forced the UK to do it 😛
Give me 10 gold and its yours - Deal
Cool image! Altho the North Korean mantra raised more of a sense of dread than excitement...
Why are my hands so small?
Is it a big head you've got?
Lolwut
Your worried about your hands? Look at me. LOL
Kill the British!!!
Maddog i agree that the crown is motherfucking. Inbred bastards!
"Why are my hands so small? " I laughed lmao
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Go Nogin Go
It's go time.
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My guns are ready 🙂
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I shall be there. And I shall bring Unending Pot.