Correspondence Interruptus

Day 1,133, 04:52 • Published in Poland Poland • by Sztandar
Koślawa wersja PL - dla tych, którzy w szkole mieli węgierski.



Dear Hungary,

It's no secret that we aren't best friends. We share a history of violence, hatred and countless wars between us. However, I've got a feeling that we can still work it out. We don't know how to name this thing between us, guess it's some kind of love-hate relationship. I just want you to ask yourself what we could've been...don't worry though, Hungary - it is not too late. There's not much good to be found in our past, but at least we can face the uncertain future together.


Some people say that we should not forsake our e-history, nor seek to undermine our long time allies. We disagree - it's much better to make history and create new alliances because as the eWorld we're all reliving a conflict from over two years ago; we're stuck. Nothing has changed since then - hell, it's about time. Let's throw a party in Serbia and invite Croatia, USA, Spain for example.


They can say that we're the second Junior, but it's completely irrelevant. UK sold us out for money, whereas our betrayal is a fruit of unconditional, undeniable love. We didn't do it for moneys, but something much greater - for the lulz. We spent some quality time together, our allies valued our damage and cheerished our presence on the battlefield, true that - but finally we got that itchy feeling that's all they were ever interested in.


So, now it's over and Romania's still whining about it by leaving us voice mail asking for another chance and promising it "can change." Well, tough shit, Romania. You've been fun, but we've got to move on. We're dating your hotter neighbour Hungary now.


Yours,

Poland