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Converted To The Dark Side of eRepublik

Day 2,030, 22:08 by The Irish William Wallace


That's right, I am no longer the man I used to be - MikeBane, for I have been consumed by the Dark Side of the eForce. And I will speak few sentences at a time because what I say is poetry.



I am going to enact emergency executive powers to me, the Supreme Chancellor Palpatine, and become President of the ILP and then...Emperor of eIreland!



If I am elected in the ILP, I will declare it a new party! The first galactic "Imperial Party" which we will use to harbor in the dictatorship of the Sithitariate.

Dzworokka yun; nyâshqûwai, nwiqûwai. Wotok tsawakmidwanottoi, yuntok hyarutmidwanottoi



I'm spittin rhymes you can't even understand



We will become a totalitarian and center party because whatever I, EmperorPalpatine says goes whether it is left or right or off the scale. Why should you do this? Because I have a...



That's right, a Death Star. Only through me can eIreland achieve a power greater than its ever imagined. Use my knowledge, I beg you. Ever since I've been in eIreland, you all have been seeking a life of great significance...of consciousness.






The Dark Lord of the Sith,
EmperorPalpatine
 

Comments

New Faustian Man
New Faustian Man Day 2,030, 22:30

Holy sith! What happened to Mike?

WayneKerr
WayneKerr Day 2,030, 23:34

Talon rip off...

T.E. Lwrence
T.E. Lwrence Day 2,030, 23:49

when i come join you in eIreland, we can then rule the galaxy as father and son.

Lord Scego
Lord Scego Day 2,031, 00:52

No We can't let him succeed or should we ?

Revolucionarbgd
Revolucionarbgd Day 2,031, 01:52

V8

Phoenix Quinn
Phoenix Quinn Day 2,031, 02:53

When you look at the dark side, careful you must be. For the dark side looks back.

Sweet Drinker
Sweet Drinker Day 2,031, 05:00

This can only mean good things for the ILP!
However it does remove you as a candidate for the eIrish Church State Prior vacancy
..due to the evil and whatnot

M. de Ruyter
M. de Ruyter Day 2,031, 05:31

LOL me is wondering where this is going to...

The Irish William Wallace
The Irish William Wallace Day 2,031, 14:34

We will be in contact with the IPC.

4mergin
4mergin Day 2,031, 06:57

" I beg you " Dictator level = noob xdxd

everything else sounds all right to me = v =

Cry of the Banshee
Cry of the Banshee Day 2,031, 07:06

like the whim of a child

Arjay Phoenician III
Arjay Phoenician III Day 2,031, 07:15

Trying at least you are. Different I like. Strong in the force you are.

Struis Vogel
Struis Vogel Day 2,031, 07:20

Yay! I always wondered how it would be like to be part of an evil empire. Can i do the purges?

Grainne Ni Mhaille
Grainne Ni Mhaille Day 2,031, 09:40

Maul is far hotter. Just sayin'

Shadowfang
Shadowfang Day 2,031, 10:03

I sense a disturbance in the force with this one.

Raven Anarcho
Raven Anarcho Day 2,031, 11:56

Dark things ahead for us, I see. Resist, we must not. o/

Horice G Fossil
Horice G Fossil Day 2,031, 15:49

I'm sitting in my dustbin, whistle in hand ready to assist
Woldy wan kenobi in defeating this new dark menace!

Horice

The Irish William Wallace
The Irish William Wallace Day 2,031, 22:15

Woldy Wan Kenobi will feel the full powa' of this armed and fully operational battle station.

4mergin
4mergin Day 2,032, 05:46

Woldy Wan Kenobi lol

Luka Percac
Luka Percac Day 2,032, 02:17

Disturbing news this is... Meditate to this i will...

Danilo Garcia
Danilo Garcia Day 2,032, 03:19

WTF ?

Darth Cholghad
Darth Cholghad Day 2,032, 03:28

good good

WookieO
WookieO Day 2,032, 08:42

Always let, errrrrmmmm, me, win. Got it? Good.

Maxin Ernst
Maxin Ernst Day 2,032, 11:10

rip mike, long live the emperor

Jesse MacManus
Jesse MacManus Day 2,032, 14:23

I could live with a Sith Lord ruling Ireland. Just don't join TWO. Long live the emperor!

 
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