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Here is another article of Good-Bye Blue Monday, this article will be divided into three parts,
-Congress
-eOlympics
-Awesome Ferrets?

Starting with,
-Congress

As you all know, I am running for Congress, Now I am not accustomed to actually doing anything seriously political on this pure newspaper, so I gave a groundbreaking interview here!

I have been approved as a candidate on both JNArno's paper.
I also come highly reccomended in Penguin's paper!
I have heard that there is even a Song about me! Seriously though, this is ALL you need to know, I am running in Deutschweiz and need your vote



Now, to talk about the lighter more interesting side of politics, ADVERTISING!
Last month, I ran with an ad featuring the Swiss Cow of Destiny telling you to vote for me (It featured a Vonnegut theme, correlating with my then Vonnegut based profile pic)

Vote Paul

Now, this month, to go along with my new south park based profile pic, I decided for something using South Park backgrounds, so here, for the official unveiling of March 2010 Vote Paul campaign!


Vote Paul, Reelect a candidate whose head is out of the Ground

I personally think it is brilliant! I also personally…know that it took a lot of photoshop…

Well, remember to vote for your favorite SLP/SFP candidate for Congress 😉


Moving on to our next topic,

eOlympics
For over a month now, I have been negotiating with Talej to try and see if the next eOlympics could be in eSwitzerland! Now, when JNArno became president, deals were finalizing, but recently, I received a PM assuring me the next eOlympics would be in eSwitzerland! This is great wonderful bi-partisan news, and as the top ranking eSwiss in the last games (ninth in Swimming) I encourage you all to play, and for those of you with really big wallets, make Talej proud, and when the time comes, buy an ad or two! Also, Proteus labs has produced a celebratory bike for the occasion, I encourage you all to buy these as well 😉

I want to give a shout to all those who helped, I won’t say any names, but many other Swiss were also very into making this happen! Again, Show up in masses and wave that Swiss flag proudly!


On to this article’s last section,

Awesome Ferrets?
This section will be short and simple, earlier today I was reading my good friend Cooldude97’s paper, and I quickly looked up, and I saw his paper was no longer known as Ferret of Awesomeness but as Swiss Neutrality Papers or something like that. While I am not speaking out against neutrality, I am speaking out FOR ORIGINALITY! Come on Cooldude, Ferret of Awesomeness was awesome, even Mr. Ferret Says So!


The neutrality papers?



So, I am starting a petition, All of you who believe in originality, I encourage you add to your comment “signed”, to let Cooldude know that we back Ferrets, and Awesome Papers!

Well, that’s about it!

Here is today’s anime pic of the day!


Also, many have been wondering what I look like in anime!



Artist’s Depiction of Paul Proteus IN ANIME


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