Congress Elections- Want to Buy Wombatman25's Vote?
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by Wombatman25
Good evening eCanada,
Congress elections are coming up in just under one week!
Soon, your message inboxes are about to filled up with spam by people asking you to sell your vote.
I would like to announce that Wombatman25's vote is for sale!!. Don't think that you'll get this valuable vote for cheap though! I'm not looking for a couple of tanks.
Read on to learn how you can buy my vote.
My Price
Buying my vote is simple, just follow these steps and my vote is yours!
1. Present me with a detailed platform: I want to know what you plan to do for the country if elected. What are your economic and military plans? Do you have any fresh ideas?
2. Convince me that you will be active throughout the entire congressional term: This one is easy. Just play the game often, post articles, make friends etc..
3. Show me that you have eCanada's best interests at heart: Have you fought for eCanadian interests for a long time? Show me that you want what's best for the nation.
Follow these steps and my vote is yours!
What is your price eCanada?
Post below and tell me what you're looking for in congressional candidates.
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Comments
Won't you be voting for yourself?, or are you unlikely to meet the above criteria?
Oh Trollo. I think you're my biggest fan. Commenting on all my articles at least a few times each 🙂
Let me give you a tip: you're beginning to sound worried. It's not just me who sees it.
Silly Rolo. Silly, silly Rolo.
Lol rolo.
Wombatman25 fits them all, whereas you fit 1: number two.
I think I fit these 3 points.
Good article!
That attitude is exactly what eCanada needs
@ Rolo, it seems your Kleptocracy is about to end. LOL
Maybe you will be unable to steal more money from eCanada after all...
"Have you fought for eCanadian interests for a long time?"
Does not fit the bandwagon hopper that Wombatman is.
"Do you have any fresh ideas?"
Claiming the ideas of a multi as your own is not a fresh idea.
Bandwagon Hopper? Odd comment I'd might say. Exactly what bandwagon did he jump on? The one where eCanadians stand up to do what is right, and to fight against corruption and all things that are wrong in this country?
Haha Wally, you hop on your boyfriend Rolo's bandwagon all the time.
And when was the last time you came up with an original idea?
Good article, Wombatman. 🙂
"Does not fit the bandwagon hopper that Wombatman is"
Says Wally who holds one of 5 Norsefire parties.
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I think it would be cool to just buy a wombat.
Beats owning a guinea pig.
Hail Wombatman!!
FAIL trollers
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Good article, I am going to send a link of this to anyone asking to buy my vote!
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I'm hurt.. no one has ever given me the chance to say "no" to selling my vote 😛
Great, great, great article.
Just great!
Thanks everyone! I'm glad you guys liked it.
@Plugson: I'm not sure about buying a wombat. I don't think they're as nice as they look. I've heard they can be pretty vicious.
@Marshal858: Haha, great idea to send this article to Trollo and Waldo if they decide to spam you and ask you to sell your vote!
I've never spammed anyone, nor have I purchased votes.
I'm confused. How many tanks did you want?
Ive got 500ish, do you want 50?
This article is win! \o/