Congratulations to the Number 2 Party in America

Day 1,117, 12:36 • Published in USA USA • by Ensemble of Great Alpha Dudes
An Announcement from EGAD.



Over the last few days, we here at EGAD headquarters have noticed that the Libertarians have really ramped up their recruiting campaign. The Libertarians have gone so far as to have talked with other party’s own members, such as the Federalists and the United Independents Party, about joining the Libertarian party. They even took it upon themselves to Mass Message every member of of the UIP with a recruitment message for the Libertarians. They openly attack percieved threats and feel no compunction about taking it public.



CRoy, Claire Littleton; these names have been behind the “pretend” mayhem and their vim and vigor for their fun and games has surpassed into something much more real. Under their guidance, the Libertarians have surpassed their quiet roots as gentle giants in party politics and gone on to change the face of their name, forever.

This has shown an unusual amount of effort on their part that we were taken surprise by. Such interest in numbers and amounts clearly shows that the Libertarians have no actual interest in their members, but merely how many they have. Thus, we here at EGAD did not believe that such tactics of recruiting would be amenable to gathering members. But, the Libertarians and their recruiters and party members have shown to be very focused in their recruiting efforts.

Last night, it finally paid off.


Here's to you.

We here the Ensemble of Great Alpha Dudes wish to be the first congratulate our friends on their accomplishment! Such fair and dedicated recruiting can only be commended. Libertarians, congratulations, and hats off to you and your accomplishment.

We look forward to seeing where this takes the Libertarians in the future...