Competiton Ended
B3orn
Hi peeps,
Today and tomorrow is the day of Eid (different for different countries) around the world. For those who don't know its basically quite a lot like Christmas for Muslims. So i wanted to throw a party according to the occasion as Eid is supposed to be the happiest time of year for the Muslims and everyone is invited 🙂
because if we can celebrate, Christmas, Basant (a celebration of spring in India), and the ceremony of the baby's first hair cut (something which Islam inherited from Judaism). Then u all can also celebrate Eid with us even if you r not Muslim. So you are all invited to my party.
There's food.
This is the dish of the occasion famous in Pakistan.
And
Some Pakistani food if u like 😃
Drinks
Puddings
I hope the menu is not too small 😛
So pick up your plates, knives, forks and spoons and ATTACK!
Now we all know that a party isn't just about food so i thought and came up with an idea to have fun even in this e-party. I decided that within the party we should have a Joke Competition and winner will get 18 Tanks and 190 Q5 food and any donations which anyone would like to make to me 😃
Following are the Requirements for taking part in the competition.
(I will not ask u to subscribe because i am not doing it all for subscriptions, its all for fun but its suggested that if u r taking part in competition it would be better if u subscribe until my next 2 articles when the competition result will be announced after that u can remove the subscription if u like)
About the requirements u SHOULD meet to take part in the competition:
1. Vote for the article.
2. Write a joke in the comments.
3. Add me as a friend.
4. Shout the article.
and your in the competition. Now if you are a donor or you are a senior player with a big head and your (God-damn) pride doesn't allow you to take part in competition for petty food and such. I request you plz shout the article and let us a hear a joke from you but mention that your not doing it for the competition that way your pride won't be damaged (rolls his eyes).
How The Winner Will Be Decided and Announced
After 48 hours from now i will publish another article where i will announce 5 people whose jokes i liked and then in the next article there will be voting for the winner by the readers of the article. The winner will the one getting the highest votes.
SO LET THE FUN BEGIN!!
Cheers
Shout:
Eid Party!! Everyone Invited!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/eid-party-evereyone-invited--1853270/1/20
And a chance to win 18 Tanks and 190 Q5 Food and 10 Gold.
Edit:
Donations:
Ashwamedh donated 10 gold. Thanx a lot Ash o7
Aovelhanegra donated 18 Q5 weapons and 190 Q5 food. Thanx Aovel.
dharma vardhan donated 20 Q3 weapons. Thanx a lot.
The prize for the winner now is
20 Q3 weapons from dharma vardhan.
190 Q5 food and 18 Tanks from Aovelhanegra.
10 Gold from Ashwamedh.
COMPETITON ENDED
Comments
3 college girls aapis mai baatein kar rahi hain......
1st girl :
HATH MAI LO
to
dabane ko dil karta hai !
2nd girl :
Haaan yawrrr , or agar DABAO to CHOOSNE
ka DIL karta hai.......
3rd girl :
Aub jab CHOOSO , to DIL hee nahe ekarta,
keh mu se bahir nikalo , jab tak k poora ras mu main na aa jaye !
Kiyunke! !
SAAL MAI , aik hee baar to ata hai
AAM !!!
HAPPY MANGO SEASON
biggest joke ov the day B3ORN will give free food or tanks LMAO 😛
naaa na nanaaa naaaaaaaa 😛 \0/ /0/ \0\ \0/ 😛 dancing "P
: D i have no need to lie to so many ppl as i am not even doing it for the subscriptions.
Id Mubarak dude~!! o7
Here I go with a corny one ; )
After bypass surgery, patient to doctor 'Can I have sex regularly?'
Dr : 'Yes but only with your wife... your heart is not yet ready for any excitement'.
Donated 10 G ./.. all the best ! o>
Eid Mubarak
eRepublik. That's my joke.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
😁 lolz Policy : )
b3orn: you have got rest of the donations. o7
thanx alot dude \o/
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"Add As Friend" option hi
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_/|_ kese add karun yaar 🙁
first:
A blonde walks into an appliance story one morning. She sees a TV she really wants. She asks the sales man, "Can I buy that TV?"
"No," he answers, "We don't serve blondes." So she goes to the hair salon and gets her hair dyed brown.
She goes back to the appliance story later that same day and asks, "Now can I get that TV?"
"No," was the answer, "We don't serve blondes." Then she gets her hair dyed red. She walks in that evening, "
"NOW can I buy that TV?"
"No," he said once more, "We don't serve blondes!"
"How do you know I'm a blonde?!"
"Because that's a microwave."
secon😛
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
and congrats on eid!!!
"BREAKING NEWS: Baluchistan CM opens roza with zohar azaan...
When asked why he did this he replied with an assumed sense of confidence...
Azaan Azaan hooti hai, wo maghrib ki ho ya zohar ki"
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(Now that deserves a reward 😃)
Awesome Food , I love eating at a Muslim Frnd's place Today..
Savayi , Chicken Biryani... Wow... Awesome.. : D
Oh man all that food is making me uber hungry!!
Eid Mubarak! \o/
These two guys named Bill and Ted when out hunting Moose. But after three days they came up with nothing, so they decided they were going to improvise.
So on the next trip they brought along a Moose costume, and some artificial female Moose mating scent. They sprayed the sent all around the trees at the end of a clearing and quickly jumped into the costume Bill in the front and Ted in the back.
After a few minutes a Huge Bull Moose comes running towards them from the trees. Bill screams at Ted, "We gotta BIG one coming, hand me the rifle!"
Ted screams back, "I thought you had the rifle! What are we going to do?!"
Bill says, "Well... I think I'll eat some grass, but you'd better brace yourself..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDWXNJ3BIog
Did you hear about the latest pirate movie in theaters?
It's rated RRRRRR!!
My joke : EUnited Kingdom
A barber, a bald man and an absent minded professor take a journey together. They have to camp overnight, so decide to take turns watching the luggage. When it's the barber's turn, he gets bored, so amuses himself by shaving the head of the professor. When the professor is woken up for his shift, he feels his head, and says "How stupid is that barber? He's woken up the bald man instead of me."
Bi adam varmış orospu çocuğuymuş. LMAO zaa xD.
Voted - Shouted - Added.
B3orn - Legendary status guaranteed!!
My joke:
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
cheers! : D
Bacha to mom:
Ammy main kaise peda huwa ?
Mom: Maine 1 bartan me mitti daal k rakh di khuch din baad usme se tum mily . . .
Bachy ne aisa he kiya . . .
Jab khuch din k baad usne ja ke dekha tou usme 1 frog tha . . .
Bacha ghussay se:
Dil tou ker rha hai k tujhe jaan se maar dun . . .
PER KYA KARUN OLAAD HAI TU MERI .... 😃
Mezban Mehman say: Ap k liye Kaddu Sharif pakaon?
Mehman: Gunahgaar Admi hun Kaddu Sharif k Qabil nahi hun, aisa karain 1 Badmash Murgha paka lain..
1 Shakhs apnay betay ko maar raha tha
1 admi nay poocha: Baloongray nu kiun maar rahay ho?
to wo shakhs bola: Doctor nay keya c k ennu Dawai KUTT k deni ay..
Teacher: Whoever answers my next Question, can go home.
student throws his bag out of the window
Teacher: Who threw the bag?
Student: Me
now i am going home 😃
LA LA LA
Eid Mubarak to you,,,,,
Two eggs boiling in a pan.
One says, "I've got a huge crack."
The other replies, "Stop teasing me, I'm not fucking hard yet."
kul 'am wantum bikhair
by the way, was that a picture of a ham?
Nope the menu
from top to bottom was:
Sheer Khurma
Roast Beef
Roast Chicken
Lamb Chops
Sausages
steak with mushrooms
bolied potatoes
roast potatoes
Yorkshire Pudding
Biryani
Chicken Karahi
Drinks
Ice cream
Apple Pie
Chocolate eclairs
Jam doughnuts
Trifle
jelly
rice pudding.
i TAKE the sheer khurma, roast chicken, sausages, BIRYANI, chicken karahi, the drinks , ice cream, apple pie, chocolate eclairs, tifle and jelly.....: D : D : D : D
but wait....i didnt bring my plates, knives, forks and spoons...: (
/me steals the plates of policy....: D : D
EID MUBARAK BHAIJAAN...o7
You forget Jack Daniels in them drinks.My joke is a wee bit stereotypical but please I in no way want to hurt anyone's feelings:
A Khan saab was going from Karachi to Lahore by rail when another passenger who had a berth in front of him came and greeted him.
Man: Khan saab I request a small favor from you.
KS: Yes.
Man: Sir I have an interview at Rohri for a job,but as you know the station will come a 3 am in the morning and I am a heavy sleeper,can you sacrifice your sleep till 3 to wake me.
KS: Yes I will do it for you.
Next Day the man wakes up to find out its Zuhr prayer time and he is still in the train with the Khan saab is in the bathroom performing wazu.He angrily goes to him and starts abusing him for being a liar and a promise breaker saying that Pashtuns are known to respect their promises and what not but Khan saab doesn't utter a word.Another man says to Khan saab.
Man😮ye tum ne iska maal kha rakha hai k ye tum ko gaali deta hai aur tum suntay rehtay ho kch bolte nahi.
Khan saab: Pasha hum ko to isne sirf gaali diya hum ka to soch k khauf ata k woh hamare saath kia karega jis ko hum neend ki halat main Rohri station par rakh kar agaya.lolol
Eid ul Fitr Mubarak to all our brothers and sisters in Pakistan and across the globe. May this Eid bring us peace, comfort and unity. May Allah S.W.T shower His infinite blessings onto our nation, Pakistan. Ameen. Have a happy and blessed Eid.
@hamis11 and kualkerr : bhai jan pta chal raha hai ky ramzan khatam ho gya hai!
Pictures of Turkey and Pork 😒 Are you sure these are the pics of halal food you put there?
there is no pork in there that i am sure of.
About turkey which one is turkey's picture?
I wrote it above but i guess u didnt see the it. These r the name of things in picture, in order from top to bottom.
Sheer Khurma
Roast Beef
Roast Chicken
Lamb Chops
Sausages
steak with mushrooms
bolied potatoes
roast potatoes
Yorkshire Pudding
Biryani
Chicken Karahi
Drinks
Ice cream
Apple Pie
Chocolate eclairs
Jam doughnuts
Trifle
jelly
rice pudding.
like
And here is another one::::
Kualkerr is a pervert! : P