Code Can Into Congress \o/

Day 1,311, 09:33 Published in USA Poland by code0011

It's quite simple.
I can into Congress.


What I'll Do
- Try to get more funding for key organisations like Arm America and Bewbs4Newbs.
- Try to increase politifgt awareness of SQUAIDs and the dangers caused by the rare variation of AIDs.
- I Will Be Awesome, Again

What I won't do
- Allow PTO ppl into the country
- Accept bribes to let ppl in
- Catch SQUAIDs of a fellow Congressman
- Use this many lines in another article
Obligatory pic to show the joys of the Bewbs4Newbs thread

Military Units. If you're not in one you're harming your country.
US Armed Forces: http://www.tinyurl.com/join-eusarmy
Training Corps: http://tinyurl.com/TrainingCorpsApplication
National Guar😛 http://tinyurl.com/NG-App
Mobile Infantry: http://tinyurl.com/lbwuyq
eUS Army: http://tinyurl.com/armyapplication
Airborne: Airborne Application
Marine Corps: Marine Corps Application
Ultramarines: http://www.tinyurl.com/join-ultramarines
SEAL Team 6: http://tinyurl.com/SEALsLikeItWet
Bad Company: Bad Company Application
EZ Company: EZC Application
[EDIT]After re-reading it I realised I didn't actually say where I was running. I am running in District of Columbia. I will provide the $$$ to get there if you want to vote for me.