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Day 1,275, 09:37 • Published in Slovenia Austria

• by Tittannos

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Whenever you say 'no ones perfect', Chuck Norris takes it as a personal insult.
Chuck Norris took a hit of Charlie Sheen and survived.
Chuck Norris was an only child.... eventually.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris let two of the babies he was going to punch survive to show us why he punches babies. The babies' names were "Justin Bieber" and "Sarah Palin"
Chuck Norris never ages, every year only adds another year to his exsistance, which sucks for you.
Chuck Norris does not need Twitter...he is already following you.
Babies cry when they are born because they know that they have entered a world that has Chuck Norris in it.
Chuck Norris got hit by a train recently. He had to take a visit to the ER. He just felt so guilty, he had to go see if the train was alright.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.