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ClammyJim, Congress, ClaireLittleton, Carrots

Day 576, 12:53 • Published in USA USA

• by ClammyJim

Hey thur, Utah, I'm ClammyJim, and I'ma runnin' for congress in yer state. I'll be running under the Libertarians, but I'm officially a Federalist. Here are some of my positions on important issues:

Economy: I'll let other people figure this one out, I'm sure they can handle it...why bother with something I don't understand.

Foregin Relations: We should be friends with people that like us, and enemies with people that don't.

ClaireLittleton: She's awesome, erm...um...I mean, she sucks, amirite?

Scrabman: He sucks, erm...um...I mean, he's awesome, amirite?

War: WOOT, WAR!

Hospital: I don't know what Q hospital Utah has, nor do I give a damn, nor does it matter.

Carrots: They's alright, 'specially with Ranch Dressing.

So, Utah:

Vote for ClammyJim, Because He's a Choice

Comments

Daks Day 576, 13:02

Vote for ClammyJim, Because He's a Choice Dressing for Carrots! 🙂

Emerick Day 576, 13:05

Clammy Jim is a traitor

ClammyJim Day 576, 13:08

Emerick is correct.

Daks Day 576, 13:14

>Emerick is correct.

I have never heard those words in the same 3 word sentence, ever.
But there's a first time for everything.
Congrats Emerick on begin correct, I hope one day to be like you.

Frontline Incorporated Day 576, 13:23

Vote ClammyJim

Sejanus Saturninus Lex Day 576, 13:54

I am for ClammyJim because I hate claire and love scrab!!!
no wait I am for ClammyJim because I love claire and hate scrab!!!
....ClammyJim has confused me 😞