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Članak 3, June 23 day 1311 of the New World

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1.) The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

2.) "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

3.) The road to success is always under construction.

4.) Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

5.) A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

6.) Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

7.) "Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams

8.) Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

9.) Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

10.) The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

11.) When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. -
Albert Einstein

12.) There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. - Melanie Griffith

13.) Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.

14.) "Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back." - Al Bundy

15.) There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.

16.) Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

17.) Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

18.) He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor. - Paddy O'Dea

19.) You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark ?

20.) "Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757

21.) A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. -Ingrid Bergman

22.) Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. -Mark Twain

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