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Chuck Norris Facts..

Day 689, 10:48 • Published in Sweden Sweden

• by Ekholm

Chuck Norris storys

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.