Chronicles of an Outsider

Day 1,158, 14:05 • Published in Japan Japan • by Ecka Stealer of Cows

Today, day 1,158 of the New World is day 11 of my exile. Cut off from the civilized world of the "nipponblog," I struggle to maintain the political food I hunger for. This is simply a recording of my stranded nature without knowledge of the social eJapan. I am alone.

For as long as I am here, I never viewed "2clickers" as wanting to be active on the forums. If they weren't two clickin they would be reading the congress forums! However, I have become like them, those who I despise and hate. I cannot read the congress section.

On my universities internet, I search for the forum but all I receive in return is scoldings in German preventing me from going any further what is "403- Verboten" where is my "404- not found" and Yotsuba-chan (this was a joke haha). The small glimmer of hope for me lies in the iPhone of a female. My provider, my mate, has the internet I need to read my precious forums. But she uses it for silly things like talking to family. Can you believe that?! Family?!!

Now I sulk back into my shadows, to watch inactivity in the media that only informs me when kita posts an update. But the light still shines on me in one way. I have the IRC. If only I used it for things other than military and joking around with people.

I don't like being a burden asking constantly what is going on. That would bother people. Instead I challenge anyone reading this message:

Come to me,
The 2clicker in the IRC,
Without forum access,
or news during congress's recess.

Bring me your gossip,
I want to hear your banter.
I may even take a clip,
From any common ranter.

Come tell me what laws are being passed. Tell me if someone is butt hurt. I will keep it confidential as to who tells me what. Tell me lies if you want, I can't fact check. Meet me in the IRC of eJapan or private messages. Lets make this entertaining.



Man in exile,
-Ecka Stealer of Owls