CHAZ - AMBASSADOR TO GLORIOUS NATION OF eCANADA
CptChazbeard
On the sixth day God turned to Archangel Gabriel and sai
😛"Today I am going to create a land called Canada, it will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with bass and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over-looking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon."
God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so as to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, and they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth."
"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?"
"Not really," replied God, "just wait and see the neighbours I am going to give them."
MISS CANADA PARADE 2012
Comments
Pole!!
doing the euk proud chaz...
You forgot the hand of the king in the cabinet !
Beautiful
You've gotta love those crazy Canucks.
Nice one Chaz.
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: )
ikinc xdxd
Seems legit.
Never have I been more proud
lmfao great article m8 !
o7 (eh)
Holy Christ. This is the best article I have ever read. Wife, hand me the maple syrup, we have a winner.
Two point deduction for not pointing out the audacity of posting baby boom flyers in educational institutions that are closed for the summer.
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Indeed.
Hello to my British counterpart o/
that's the way I see it
I think this should be our new citizen welcome message.
So amazingly good - CptChazbeard cannot be English - he must be Welsh
tic tac vote that
You make the eUK proud - Chaz4CP!
Your article shines 😎
Voted, fucking awesome as ever Chaz O7
Dear Chaz,
Great work. You should hide the Oilers turd and make Pam Anderson to hold the _____. (insert Stanley Cup word).
Voted.
lol
this is one of the best ambassador reports i've ever read.
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it all just works
Too bad I missed this part of eCanadian history.
looked fun
dang,why did Canadas neighbors have to be such horrible people,
DANG YOU GREENLANDIANS
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Obligatory mention for Wayne