Caution: Wild Ideas Inside
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by Millie Angelfire
Dear Kita,
I understand you might not remember me, being one of the quieter citizen of eJapan- wait, who am I kidding?! I'm in Godzilla Party, you know me better than I know myself. You clearly know my fellow party members inside and out, and you realize that all injustice in eJapan is derived from Godzilla.
There must be a way for you to fix this, stop the torture eJapan has been forced to endure over the past ten or so months, thanks to Godzilla Party. Oh, you could run for president!
As president, you can stop the evil Godzilla and return eJapan to normal. Wait, weren't you already president? Yeah, that's right, and weren't you laughed out of office when you failed to secure a second term? Yeah, something to do with your stance of nothingness. War? Do nothing. Protection? Do nothing. Economy? Do nothing. Culture? Do nothing. Get your freak on? Do nothing. Oh wait, it was neutrality. Not just "do nothing". Well, Kita, In case you hadn't noticed, doing nothing doesn't appeal to the nation. It doesn't deter superalliances (take a look at other neutral countries, such as Malaysia) from doing what they want with us. I suppose you'd need to take out the tin foil to see that though.
Ok, so present day eJapan, tin foil still in place, Godzilla still evil, Kita still super sleuth. June's presidential elections just ended and OH BOY DEAD PEOPLE WALKING. Ok, we get it. People have been revived to vote. So? What's different from every election in every country every month? Oh, the difference of one vote. That must have hurt. Time to start theorizing as to how this could have happened. Lets see: Godzilla is very evil. Zombies are also very evil. Kita is a white knight, which is very good. Evil + Evil + Good= Evil winning by one. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. Kita, undead things hate garlic.
Well, I have to hand it to you, Kita. You've stuck around for a long time. You were here in eJapan when I moved over from eNorth Korea, working for this country as our MoD. You were also the Party President of the Imperial Sun Party. Eventually, to the nations great joy, and soon after great dismay, you served as eJapan's President. Unfortunately that didn't work out too well, and I believe it took a toll on you. It certainly changed that way the nation (and probably some of the global followers) view you, in that you are now viewed as that crazy old guy, peeping out from behind his window blinds, yelling at the kids to get off his lawn. The guy who swears the fire sprinklers are hidden government cameras, the mailman is a communist who is going to bring this world to its doom.
Kita, I think you just need to open your eyes, maybe give them a little rub to clear out any gunk and then take a look at present day eJapan vs eJapan a year ago. If you still aren't seeing things clearly try eating a carrot. They're supposedly good for your vision.
And to wrap it up, PIE TO THE FACE!
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STOP TO LIE RING WING! KITA is peoples champion and your ring wing crybabies make lies just to fool people against KITA. WELL CRY RING WING CRYBABIES KITA GOES NOWHERE FOR YOU!
Long life to Lenin
Wow, nice article Millie.
Voted/Subbed.
That castle...looks familiar...
Oh dear god! Godzilla's destroying the University of Arcane Arts!
Possibly the best thing ever printed.
If I am any less delusional than KITA, the guy in the last picture with orange hair must be Millie.
>If I am any less delusional than KITA, the guy in the last picture with orange hair must be Millie.
I assumed that was Geno Garon.
Nowe, I am in all things Orange. Therefore, you are correct; part of me is Carrot-Top. I am a little ashamed of that.
~ Geno Garon
P.S. Godzilla can't wreck that building fast enough. I loves me a good barn-RAZING.
Whoever it is the person in question certainly ate his share of the world supply of carrots...
Quit giving him attention, he's going to chafe from fapping over this article.
"thanks to Godzilla Party. Oh, you could run for president!"
What would be the point? Wouldn't Godzilla Party just run a candidate and then "revive" enough voters to win?
And, Millie Angelfire, weren't you also a former "member of the ISP?" Why did you join? And how did you and Crawling Chaos decide to "suddenly switch" to the Godzilla Party? Was I really so influential in your decision or did you just take your orders from somewhere else?
If you look at the substance of ISP and Godzilla/FoH, there's not a lot of difference. The ISP tends to avoid tactics which disenfranchise other voters, even the two-clickers. Moving voters/candidates to other parties (to mask real loyalties), external forums other than official forums, backroom IRC dealings, etc. are all undemocratic.
I cannot speak entirely for the party now, as any of the other ISP members can verify I am not as active as in the past, but when I see bad behavior, I prefer to confront it.
PS--Carrot-Top rules.
KITA, I really love how you go about assuming Godzilla is FoH, but I really hate to disappoint you- I'm not from their message board. Sure, I visited it, probably around the same time you and the rest of Japan did. Ah, you know me so well, Kita! Because I was a North Korean before coming to Japan, I must be FoH! Oh, and I love the only reason I'd leave ISP for Godzilla Party is because I was a plant being called home. Wasn't at all because my party president (you, at the time) was giving me a bad vibe. I don't remember 100%, but I think I left a post in the ISP private forum (gasp!) saying how I felt about the party and why I was leaving. If I didn't or its not there anymore, then let me tell you now- Godzilla was 10000 times more inviting and exciting of a party than anything you were running. I initially joined ISP when I came to Japan because I saw several articles written by Reiji, I liked them, and noticed he was the party VP. Whoops! But you know me, really.
Oh, and all these "undemocratic dealings"? LOL, get over yourself. SSS must be undemocratic as well, as is anyone in the coldfront irc chat room. Other forums, other chatrooms other than the official one. Moving voters to other parties? You mean to say ISP has never supported people from smaller parties running through them for elections? You mean to say that because a person moves around until they find a party they can enjoy being a part of is undemocratic? Wow. Guys, pick carefully! You only get one shot at finding the right party, otherwise KITA will throw you in with the FoH crowd (they are evil, vile people).
KITA. Lets settle this once and for all. Jungle gym, 3:30 on Thursday. Bring your friends.
He doesn't have friends though... well, I guess he has "friends" like McGoon...
"OH BOY DEAD PEOPLE WALKING. Ok, we get it. People have been revived to vote. So?"
So you say its allright to cheat. Nice one.
Reviving dead friend accounts isn't cheating Churchill, so long as they're the ones using them. ISP uses the same exact voting tactics, and some might allege, slightly more illicit activities than we ever have. I know you have always had an axe to grind since we landed here but seriously.
Actually Jack, it's an uncontrollable action someone else has taken. Just like when "people" used "multis" to vote for KITA. We don't condone it or endorse it, and yet blathering on in typical KITA fashion does zero to effect it.
And as Sean pointed out, reviving dead citizens (if used by the original player) isn't against the rules. It's not something I like, but there's nothing we can do to stop it beyond petitioning the admin to auto-delete dead citizens soon after they die. The likely-hood of that happening is very slim, but I would suggest you and KITA go ahead and bring that up.
Further, the election took an additional 6 hours to be reviewed by the admins. Either they didn't find anything wrong or didn't care. Either way the results have been vetted.
Give it a rest.
i lol'd
"The ISP tends to avoid tactics which disenfranchise other voters, even the two-clickers. Moving voters/candidates to other parties (to mask real loyalties), external forums other than official forums, backroom IRC dealings, etc. are all undemocratic."
You really don't know very much about your party. And I'm not talking about this month or even last month. I'm talking even back when you were at your most active. I guess you just weren't put into the loop by the people who actually run things.