Candidate for President!
goxymaxy
Before you start reading, one salute per i miei amici italiani,
Una canzone per Italia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0O3Z0UUPY
I hope I write it good.
😛
Dear eItalians I come in peace,
It's my honor to be candidate for a president in eItaly.
Something about my eLife:
I started playing Erepublik since day 268 of the New World with this profile. But I stopped for a while and then lost some interest in game because I couldn't play in my own country, Macedonia.
Fast Forward...
Registered about some nice thirty days ago in eBrazil because I knew about the El Dorado missions. On my 14th day in the New World I was ready for take off, bought a ticket to eMacedonia and stayed there for a while. There were rumors that eMacedonia is going to attack eItaly so I decided to move to eItaly. The next day I got my eIt citizenship and 'stole' an already existing party. Rename it to 'eMacedonia Per Siempre' which means 'eMacedonia Forever'.
end.
Payed Section for April Fools:
-Kako Hrvati kažu aprililili? Travanjnjnjnjnj.
-Гадафи ни го решил проблемот со името: http://tocka.com.mk/index12.php?ID=37410
My goals:
I have two main goals. first ones, on the top, have the highest priority
First, the laws. The laws will be equal for everyone, the laws will play main part of the country, of the next eItalia which I guess will be the next power of the Italian Peninsula. Me, as the next eItalian King will rule the Italian Peninsula. If some citizen from San Marino or Vatican says it's not possible, we will destroy 'em with our massive army. Laws gonna rule, so do I.
Second, we mentioned our army so we gonna talk about the army. The army in eItalia is one of the best that existed on the Italian soil. Managing to lose a lot of battles against the eMacedonian army with 8-0. Bonuses, they've got bonus for that. And I must admit, I am very proud of them. Keep doing your job guys, appreciate it.
But, for improving the army we need some goldies, how to get them? Easy. You have to donate your available gold to your King so that he can buy some tanks and shields for.. nevermind, just donate.
😉
Before we start with our second half of my main goals, I would like you to see the video bellow. It's made from me to eItaly.
Third, but not last our way to eUSA. Yes, the mighty 'Hollywood', the 'Eiffel Tower' in Las Vegas, the 'no water river' in the 'Grand Canyon' etc. Who does not want to see them? Everyone does. So here's my secret plan about our way to eUSA is here.
I am going to make a special force called 'HardWorkers'. It will include every person with Italian citizenship who has a HW medal/trophy. They gonna build some boats for the citizens of eItaly. They gonna work hard for two weeks (depends on the number of the workers). When the boats will be completed, we gonna leave eItaly to the eMacedonians and we are going to find our luck (if we have it) in eUSA.
Our first stop in eUSA (erepublikan United States of America), we are going to visit New York, to take some pictures with the huge girl in green. After that will going to visit the eWhite House in Washington and then will head ahead to Texas to visit our eSerbian brothers, I mean my brothers. After that, shorts on and swim a couple of kilometers to Hawaii
😃
While we are having fun in Hawaii, Russians gonna send us some clothes for our last destination, Alaska.
How we will go home? Well... I have no idea but I think we should do some 'kamikaze' action on the Pacific, ha?
On the fourth is the cabinet, the most important thing, went on the bottom, s**t.
So here we go.
/goxymaxy The King, The Dictator
'nuff XD
I guess that was all dudes and duddles (lol)
Yours, goxymaxy.
p.s. Ајм сори фор мај бед Инглиш XD
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еМакедонец председател во еИталија
http://tinyurl.com/goxy4it
~шаутирајте бре = )
Go go goxymaxy
Full support : D
madman78_ts, madman78_ts!
you'll get my vote!
io credo che sia italiano....
ridiamo...
vado a vivere in brasile...
E bbravo madman...
Bolyer !
poddrska brat 😃
Osogovo: permanently banned for usage of multiple accounts :facepalm:
Full support : D +2
Гоки мајсторе!!! : )
mah..
Mi raccomando, non dimenticarti il posto piu' importante dove devi andare....con tutti i tuoi fratelli...
😁
LW
andrò a prendere il sole alle bahamas 😎
Me, as the next eItalian King
aaahahahahahahaaha
vote and support!!!
Quella bocchinara di mammata. (semicit.)
yet another blowhard...
quoto papele
Aaaaaaaaarrrrrggghhhh this is so dangerously fluffy! :look:
o credo che sia italiano.... x2
Fa sul serio? No perché qualcuno dovrebbe fargli notare che l'Italia non è una monarchia e comunque sta sparendo. E cosa centra quel "giro turistico" intorno al mondo con le elezioni? E il video nell'articolo? Una gif animata... :facepalm:
Cribio.
goxymaxy, tu ce l'hai piccolo. Noi Italiani ce l'abbiamo tanto.
Tutto il resto e' noia.
\o/
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😒isi:
le rane sono ermafrodite.
A compensazione di questa infelice condizione cercano di supplire comprandosi dei SUV enormi.
Chi non ha abbastanza soldi per il SUV....spende quello che puo' per acquistare gold e diventare Re d'Italia nei giochini Internet.
LW
Full support
VOTE
То мајторе, имаш шаут xD
io te voto 😒isi:
Хахахаха со среќа ! xD
Bravo, mamma mia .... Grande Goxymaxy
Hai il mio voto.
I don't understand Italian, but I assume those are all words of support from the Italian friends, haha.
Greetings!
Hail the next Italian King : D
o7
bojler eden😁)
v+s http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol-WuGxfTTc&feature=related http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/slobodna-stampa-252225/1 hvala
QUOTE estojano: I don't understand Italian, but I assume those are all words of support from the Italian friends, haha.
Ma scherzi? certo che vi supportiamo. Player onesti come voi meritano proprio di andare....
...a conquistare il mondo ovviamente.
PS
come mai non parli Italiano come i tuoi amici? Non prendete retequattro dove vivi?
Viva Goxymaxy. Lunga vita al re!
Almeno sappiamo che ha 130 voti sicuri più i nuovi che nasceranno!
Gloxy you did a mistake: you wrote boats instead you meant bots!
Ti piace vincere facile? Bonciboncibobobo
Jo none kuku 🙂
QUOTE skorpion36:
v+s http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol-WuGxfTTc&feature=related http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/slobodna-stampa-252225/1 hvala
Cosa ci fa' Platinì nel video? (sec.39)
LW
Common Live_Wire. It's just a game. We like Italy and Italians. And what is wrong with our honesty?
P.S. To be honest again you were horrible on the battle field. And no baby boom.
Però da un prsidente che dovrà insediarsi in Italia almeno un programma di governo in lingua italiana dovevi scriverlo. Ti sei giocato il mio voto con questo tragico errore.
Però ammetto che la gif del video è una genialata grandiosa, la riciclerò alla prima occasione.
QUOTE CommanderZero: "Jo none kuku"
Grazie...kuku anche a te. 🙂
LW
We must take care of Vatican asap.... those old dudes can be tricky.