CANAM WAR: Dreams of my Father
GloveisLove
The Americans are coming!
Run for your lives!
Convert to Dioism!
Get to the choppa!
Aha.
Anyways, Code-Y (Canadian Kongressman) was bribed about 50k CC by eUSA and proposed NE on Murica. He then told a bunch of Congressman that it was an approved law. Code-Y has since been banned from a bunch of Canadian channels and stuff.
Murica made sure to use their Canadian bribed NE proposal as an excuse to counter-attack with an NE of their own.
One thing I have to say about this operation, it was poorly executed in that you couldn't keep Code-Y to keep his mouth shut, otherwise it probably would be of worth in the history books, but now errrrbody knows what eUSA did.
Canadian NE won't pass: http://www.erepublik.com/en/main/law/Canada/111624
America NE will: http://www.erepublik.com/en/main/law/USA/111625
So what does this mean, well it means all the MPPs Canada and USA have in common (basically all of them) will be removed for eUSA, leaving Canada with a bunch of allies to defend itself.
And with America's new superior foreign policy*, which tl;dr basically says: you are only America's ally if you fight for America, and giving everyone the finger with the failed Spoland alliance, I am very, very excited to see the outcome of this war.
In addition, Spain has left ONE. So eUSA and eSpain will probably MPP soon.
They are still pig-disgusting double-spaniards though.
eUSA being a superpower vs Canada w/ allies.
And it is no mystery, a Canam war has been wanted for years.
Will the American's avenge Nave?
Will the Canadians muster enough anti-american sentiment to defend itself from its pants?
Is Evry really a girl afterall?
Find out on the next episode of eRepublikZ!
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pirinç
glove weon
caanemans? : (
formic spotted
Who was the US Congressmen who bribed him?
Funny, I called it exactly the same way. We got duped folks, enjoy your lube-free penetration.
Nave.. long time..
Don't know, don't care...it was a US Congress member..BTW I will be fighting for Canada....
DAMMIT GLOVE EREPUBLIK Z IS MY JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!
But seriously, I don't see America beating us. It's full of pro-Terra citizens and former Canadians. They'll show that loyalty to a mad government is a foolish ideal.
Code-Y doesn't do stuff like this without Rylde's explicit permission first.
He changed his vote on Night's Watch funding from Yes to No just because he was ordered to.
Two things:
a) Damnit it Glovis I was just about to do a similar article, oh well I will change it a bit.
b) @ Tyrael Snow is Night's Watch now going to get public funding for the upcoming war?
after all this, i have come to a single conclusion: Evry is a GURL!
There will be stubbed toes ~ again.
Evry had better check to make sure the US has enough bodybags in stock.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/nave-sends-20-000-bodybags-to-canada-state-of-the-union-address-a-30-minute-stream-of-profanity--221732/1/20
grrr...old coding
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/--221732/1/20
Well you cant believe a tight dictatorship like Ryldes wasnt behind this. And if Rylde or Code-Y wont name the US congressman then i have an accusation too...
A senior Canadian paid the US congressman to bribe Code-Y
I cant name the Candian due to it not being morally right...but Rylde wanted a dictatorship, got one and this is his war. Begs the question how a member of his own MU broke ranks in such a way, and lets not mention his drunken attack on the UK at pro-ONE time.
"it means all the MPPs Canada and USA have in common (basically all of them)"
Not true. eUS shares every MPP that eCan has. eUS has additional MPPs that it will keep, most notable is eBrazil.
"Begs the question how a member of his own MU broke ranks in such a way"
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I beg the Question how Evry was there to propose NE and executive order it 2 minutes after Code-Y proposed it.
"Not true. eUS shares every MPP that eCan has. eUS has additional MPPs that it will keep, most notable is eBrazil"
Yes, but will eBrazil fight for the US? Even some eAmericans want to fight for Canada
😁 Im pretty sure Brazil will choose USA over Canada. Since along with Argentina, USA is Brazil's closest ally.
You never know mate
Yet another piss poorly executed plan from a USWP shill president. I hope we all remember this one come election time because frankly, after the last 3 months and now this crap we should be starting to evaluate why we continue to allow someone to hand pick the president then use his minions to make sure it comes true.
I can see all the ONE nations aside from Poland (Who will have mixed feelings) aiding canada,
I can see all the ONE nations aside from Poland (Who will have mixed feelings) focusing on their favourite targets knowing that eUS will be pre-occupied.
oopsies
I hope I get a Maple Leaf when I fight for Canada.
Don't blame me, I voted for McGovern.
This is so typical for Canadians... Start a NE proposal, then get chickenshit about it, vote it down and lie about some bribing....
Seems like a great way for Canada to get public support. By starting a NE proposal and then backing out. Make it look like it was a rogue congressman started it and then "save face" by calling him out on it. That should get people who hate America to help them out. So I'm going to call bs on this one and say that it was all planned by Rylde.
Brazil allying with Spain. After USA loses its MPP's if it does lookf ro them to follow suit. I suppose that was planned by me also.
You apparently didn't read any of my comment since I said nothing about Spain. I was talking about Canada NE'ing America, not Brazil allying with Spain. Way to change the topic though. You don't have an actual argument so you start talking about something else. Nice.
And if Brazil has become allies with them, why wouldn't we? Apparently they can be trusted more than Canada.
To all of you saying you'll fight for Canada, why don't you just move there? I'm sure they'd be happy to have you. Oh wait, you'd lose 100/100 bonuses and you wouldn't be making as much money. You're in this country and yet you would fight against it. Traitors.
Relorian - ''I can see all the ONE nations aside from Poland (Who will have mixed feelings) aiding canada,''
As a UK citizen i really cant see that happening. More likely to tank with the US
^this can be confirmed from the various ONE media I troll everyday ^__^
Dr Hugh Jardon: You wouldn't take advantage of the US's lack of MPPs? Surprising.
Canada's politics have been so polluted with retards lately, I doubt they will find much allied support.
American politics have been polluted with corrupt opportunist so we're in the same boat.
The American people stand behind Canada tho
>I beg the Question how Evry was there to propose NE and executive order it 2 minutes after Code-Y proposed it.
Ever been a president? You get alerts whenever a proposal goes us, most notably, an NE against your country. It's not too far-fetched to imagine that she saw it, and reacted quickly with an NE of our own. You see, not every president just so happened to be out last night (a common excuse that's getting a little tired in this game)
Rylde had nothing to do with this...... you americans want to see conspiracy in everything.....
Your secretz and back door deals fell through so now you're looking to vent some butthurt..... so take it out on the canadians....
The corrupt canadians weren't the ones looking to deal into a new alliance and stab nearly ALL their allies in the back...... Butthurt in the 3rd degree you are......
Also Glove: you have no right to use SEES's name or images in your pro-Canadian articles.
And also, I hereby banish you from SEES.
Also too, no true Dioist would fight for Canadia.
Banished.
>you americans want to see conspiracy in everything.....
Says the Canadians who claim that Code-Y was bribed . . . and that CTRL would have stabbed all of our allies in the back. You sound as bad as Eden.
I asked Glove for some Love....he asked me for money. :'(
\o/ DIO \o/
sweet, finally things get interesting again
dun worry US, Brasil will be there full str
"Is Evry really a girl afterall?"
Congrats, you made Scotch spew out my nose... thanks for that XD
Damn erep took out my smiley... lol that comment above looks too rude without it
Emerick
'Also Glove: you have no right to use SEES's name or images in your pro-Canadian articles.'
Since s.e.e.s. doesn't exist anymore, their iconography is public domain, or maybe it does exist and Henry Arundel is your muliti...? The NEing of Canada sounds just like something you would pull....
Hahahaha Vote, I will fight for Canada because of this article
"Will the Canadians muster enough anti-american sentiment to defend itself from its pants?"
Why would Canada need to defend itself from me?
P. Magee
"Code-Y doesn't do stuff like this without Rylde's explicit permission first.
He changed his vote on Night's Watch funding from Yes to No just because he was ordered to."
don't be so disingenuous here Tyrael. Having access to the Coalition PMs like you do means you know the truth. Truth is folks, the NE vote was NEVER authorized by The Dictator. The validity of the eUS bribe may be in doubt, but the fact that this was initiated by 1 congress-member going rogue isn't.
The sad part is you guys follow someones whos weak ~ rylde