Canada is the worst country in North America

Day 1,699, 08:00 Published in USA USA by Emerick

Also, all of America. And if Sweden didn't exist, I'd argue that they were the worst country in the world. Fortunately, for Canada, Sweden exists. The fact that Canada profits from Sweden's existance only further proves how terrible of a country they are. And that whole profiting from Sweden's pig disgustingness is, imho p PD.

Canada is probably the coldest place ever. Except Sweden. Once again, Sweden beats Canada at suckage, making Canada only #2 in the suckage catagory, making Canada suck slightly less, thereby profiting off of Sweden's PD, thereby making Canada suck even more.

Canada.

Once, I thought about Canada, and I shat.

Canada.

Last week, I saw a facebook post that had something about Canada. I deleted my account.

Canada.

I was clickan once, saw a Canadian avatar, threw my laptop, and it broke.

Canada.

Was in school when I was a kid once, learned about Canada, pulled a Columbine.

Canada.

Was at the library, saw a book with a Canadian author, burned it on the spot.

Canada.

Read a book once, mildly enjoyed it, found out it was written by a Canadian, tore my eyes out.

Canada.

Watched the OS Star Trek, shat.

Canada.

Canada is a subpar country that should cease to exist immediately.