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Canada is not the Party. It's the Apartment Above the Party

Day 1,968, 17:07 • Published in USA USA

• by Kooguy

Day 1,968 of the new world
April 10th 2013
Current Subscribers to Paper: 246

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Canada, you Did it Again
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Canadians... you gotta love 'em. Just kidding, they're fucking assholes. This latest bit just proves my point. A Canadian player named Uncle Buck ruined the vacation experiences of many tourists from 2003-2007. I was personally upset by this piece of information because of the debunked stereotype: Canadians aren't really that kind. First we found out that not all black people are good at basketball, and now this.

Also, it seems Canadians enjoy having the occasional gay experience. They're not ashamed to share their tales of them either.

Buck's face while "Catching one in the throat"

Their wit exceeds all else.

I just don't get them.

Radiostar
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Radiostar is a great online radio station run by Jude Connors. I've personally listened to Magic Carpet Ride with Jude Connors(On Wednesday's and Saturday's at 11:00 Eastern) and World Wide Whitehead with The Almighty Whitey, Josh Whitehead(Monday's at 11:00 Eastern). Both of these shows are fantastic and the IRC room #Radiostar has been just as fun. I strongly urge you all to listen and chat anytime.

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