Can ANYONE explain the Czech Republic/ Poland war?!?! (yes)
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by milestailsprower
Yes! It can be very well explained. I'm here to provide all of you citizens with some great info and all that. I'm spreading the news in the eUSA and after this, I'll go to the forums for eUSA and eCanada too. Anyway, you guys have fun reading.
So what do I know? What have I discovered so far in this convoluted messed up thing of randomness?!?! Disclaimer: If I screw any facts up, talk to me!
Let's ask you that for a second! The question is:
Why is Poland attacking the Czech Republic?
Some EDEN peoples believe that Poland wants to land swap to Austria where Croatia is occupying in order to land swap with them so Croatia can have a high grain region in France.
Wrong! That's not at all why this is all happening!
Some Czech citizens believe that Poland is being "imperialistic" and are going to occupy the Czech Republic.
Wrong again! It may seem that way and I would understand, but there is a deeper meaning...
Some former Czech Republic politicians believe that it is to help the Czech Republic with their political takeover (PTO) problem.
Wron--erm, half right! You've got some of it and are almost there...
And our Slovakian president...
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/vyhlasenie-slovenskeho-prezidenta-k-situacii-v-cesku-1-1206787/1/20
Thinks that it is because Poland is helping us with that one little plan we had with the non-PTOd Czech Republic. I'm going to say he's right, seeing as he's one of the brilliant masterminds behind the plan.
Wait, so what happened and why is Slovakia involved in this?
Let's start from the beginning in order to address this...
Happy Slovakians and Czechs!
One day, the old president of the Czech Republic offered to build up relations between our countries by doing something pretty radical. Merge our countries into Czechoslovakia. I personally was not all that pumped up about the idea, but many others really liked the idea. It apparently could strengthen our countries if we united into one big country. It was a pretty awesome idea for both countries
But then...BOOM! *THUNDER* Disaster struck the Czech government!
The Czech Republic was overthrown! How could you tell? According to our Slovakian president, you could clearly see that the citizens were NOT from the Czech Republic at all. None of the politicians published articles in Czech, there names did not look vaguely Czech, and oh, did I forget to mention?
The Czech republic had their gold raided! I'm not sure where because I did not study this situation a lot, but a lot of prominent officials in eSlovakia including the president has found very very tell tale signs...
UPDATE: This doesn't mean being English means you're a PTOer, but there is a lot of other evidence (donations lists, shouts, etc) that show that the government was PTOd. Check below update to see about raided money.
Negotiations?
The original Czech politicians still wanted to go through with the happy merger into Czechoslovakia, along with many Slovakian politicians. So, Slovakia decided to make a deal with the supposed PTOd Czech Republic and try to make a deal with them. Every offer Slovakia made was rejected. This only increased suspicion in the Czech Republic and their citizens. We didn't give up though! And we decided to go through with the merger somehow. But how?! It seemed impossible...but then there was...
The friend...
smrtan. Half Slovakian. Former politician in Slovakia. And now he's the president of Poland. Hey wait a second...
smrtan taking over the Czech Republic would mean all the political parties in the Czech Republic would be transferred over to Poland (Slovakia already has a PTO problem, we do not need more political parties for the PTOers to run in!). And then, Slovakia could then take the regions over, effectively allowing the old Czech politicians to come back and join Slovakia's political parties (it really helps with our PTO problem!) and then, we would be a united Czechoslovakia! The old Czech politicians would also have dibs in whatever fancy power structure of organizing a new order would be. And no more PTOers! Or if they did run, we'd have reliable people stopping them from running and winning.
Concluding with...
The attack on the PTOd Czech government!
So therefore my readers, this is what has come to pass from what I know. I've done lots of research and have come to this conclusion. This is my analysis, and I'm very glad to inform people of the happenings in this complex political field. Thanks for reading, and of course, vote and subscribe!
-milestailsprower
Slovakian Congressman
Ambassador to eAmerica and eCanada
P.S. Coming soon! My congressional platform! Yessiree I'm running again because this was just one awesome ride! Hail Slovakia! (or should I say Czechoslovakia
UPDATES: Yeah, so some exact figures for amount robbed, approximately: 10,000 CZK, 230 gold. Something like that.
For anyone who says that they were not informed about this, of course you weren't! Telling people that we were going to kick the PTO gov't out would cause the PTO gov't to do something about it! It was kept a secret. I didn't even know until today when gabberattack released his article!
😉
So what do I know? What have I discovered so far in this convoluted messed up thing of randomness?!?! Disclaimer: If I screw any facts up, talk to me!
Let's ask you that for a second! The question is:
Why is Poland attacking the Czech Republic?
Some EDEN peoples believe that Poland wants to land swap to Austria where Croatia is occupying in order to land swap with them so Croatia can have a high grain region in France.
Wrong! That's not at all why this is all happening!
😉
Some Czech citizens believe that Poland is being "imperialistic" and are going to occupy the Czech Republic.
Wrong again! It may seem that way and I would understand, but there is a deeper meaning...
Some former Czech Republic politicians believe that it is to help the Czech Republic with their political takeover (PTO) problem.
Wron--erm, half right! You've got some of it and are almost there...
And our Slovakian president...
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/vyhlasenie-slovenskeho-prezidenta-k-situacii-v-cesku-1-1206787/1/20
Thinks that it is because Poland is helping us with that one little plan we had with the non-PTOd Czech Republic. I'm going to say he's right, seeing as he's one of the brilliant masterminds behind the plan.
Wait, so what happened and why is Slovakia involved in this?
Let's start from the beginning in order to address this...
Happy Slovakians and Czechs!
One day, the old president of the Czech Republic offered to build up relations between our countries by doing something pretty radical. Merge our countries into Czechoslovakia. I personally was not all that pumped up about the idea, but many others really liked the idea. It apparently could strengthen our countries if we united into one big country. It was a pretty awesome idea for both countries
But then...BOOM! *THUNDER* Disaster struck the Czech government!
The Czech Republic was overthrown! How could you tell? According to our Slovakian president, you could clearly see that the citizens were NOT from the Czech Republic at all. None of the politicians published articles in Czech, there names did not look vaguely Czech, and oh, did I forget to mention?
The Czech republic had their gold raided! I'm not sure where because I did not study this situation a lot, but a lot of prominent officials in eSlovakia including the president has found very very tell tale signs...
UPDATE: This doesn't mean being English means you're a PTOer, but there is a lot of other evidence (donations lists, shouts, etc) that show that the government was PTOd. Check below update to see about raided money.
Negotiations?
The original Czech politicians still wanted to go through with the happy merger into Czechoslovakia, along with many Slovakian politicians. So, Slovakia decided to make a deal with the supposed PTOd Czech Republic and try to make a deal with them. Every offer Slovakia made was rejected. This only increased suspicion in the Czech Republic and their citizens. We didn't give up though! And we decided to go through with the merger somehow. But how?! It seemed impossible...but then there was...
The friend...
smrtan. Half Slovakian. Former politician in Slovakia. And now he's the president of Poland. Hey wait a second...
smrtan taking over the Czech Republic would mean all the political parties in the Czech Republic would be transferred over to Poland (Slovakia already has a PTO problem, we do not need more political parties for the PTOers to run in!). And then, Slovakia could then take the regions over, effectively allowing the old Czech politicians to come back and join Slovakia's political parties (it really helps with our PTO problem!) and then, we would be a united Czechoslovakia! The old Czech politicians would also have dibs in whatever fancy power structure of organizing a new order would be. And no more PTOers! Or if they did run, we'd have reliable people stopping them from running and winning.
Concluding with...
The attack on the PTOd Czech government!
So therefore my readers, this is what has come to pass from what I know. I've done lots of research and have come to this conclusion. This is my analysis, and I'm very glad to inform people of the happenings in this complex political field. Thanks for reading, and of course, vote and subscribe!
-milestailsprower
Slovakian Congressman
Ambassador to eAmerica and eCanada
P.S. Coming soon! My congressional platform! Yessiree I'm running again because this was just one awesome ride! Hail Slovakia! (or should I say Czechoslovakia
😉)
UPDATES: Yeah, so some exact figures for amount robbed, approximately: 10,000 CZK, 230 gold. Something like that.
For anyone who says that they were not informed about this, of course you weren't! Telling people that we were going to kick the PTO gov't out would cause the PTO gov't to do something about it! It was kept a secret. I didn't even know until today when gabberattack released his article!
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First denied! And I hope I have been helpful in spreading the word. 😉
Good job milestailsprower with explaining the situation, it must be Phoenix that pTOed Czech Republic and that's why there's so much Phoenix propaganda around...
Voted!
Thanks Wybranowski. 😃 Hope whoever PTOd the Czechs stays off of here. And all trolls.
wow, great article man!
Článek pokračuje! 😉
Hey thanks! 😃
miles - congratulations, you got it right 😉 Very nice article, I hope you can help us in the USA and Canada during this situation. We need a lot of publicity in next days in order to be recognized as a new country - but erep will say it is Slovakia, however that is just because admins do not want to rename it... The world must know
Thank you Towanda for your support. I see you are also quite vocal in comments and I like hearing from people like you.
I have posted in the ambassador forums about this issue and am trying to get this article recognition. The truth needs to be heard by all means necessary!
An Ambassador at work!
Thank you for helping to bring some understanding of the complex situation in Central Europe to us.
No problem! Glad to do my job. 😃
People need to know this.
V+S (shouted)
Thank you Joe! 😃 Appreciate the shout too! 😃
Isn't the Polish president being impeached?
@Lucas Snow
It's not because of this, it's for other very complicated reasons.
@Wybranowski
Quite, quite. Read his article.
Thank you very much 🙂
Also,Ozymandias Malifozik may be not be a Czech IRL, but he's not a PTO'er! 😛
~hyuu~
KK @ Noyst 😉
I wasn't too involved in investigations of the Czech Republic, so I just say what I know. So here it is!
-milestailsprower
hahaha, great writing, don't stop. v & sub :^D <---- USE THAT SMILIY
Cool man! Nice smiley btw, I like the nose :^D
Great article, wonderful explanation of events.
Jbdivinus
eCanadian President
Awwwwww yeah! Canadian president likes it! XD
Thank you for taking the time to read it! Glad the higher ups in Canada are so nice. 😃
-milestailsprower
Don't you just love the absence of trolls when there is hardcore support for something? :3 Not to mention a kick-butt argument. XD
Random American likes it!
Thanks! Are you talking about the article or lack of trolls? XD
milestailsprower, you do not appear to have good intelligence about the situation in the Czech Republic - you are nowhere near as knowledgeable about us as you think you are.
thumbs up
Great research , really detailed evaluation of the current state of the Czech-Polish situation.Hope that it will have a good outcome...🙂 Hail Eden!
Manny greetings Roy,
a Romanian Citizen
A eslovakia guy mean to know what the eczech people want? They aren't happy about this occupation and were not ask. They had no choice!
This is only a war against the free eczech republic not the union of two countries!
Really good article, clear and just true is here.
I would like say also that we are re-buying czk currency, stores of czk players in common exchange rate (not that after thier MM fall down).
We are giving them one party.
We are giving them citizenship (if you are wonder how can we do it, just ask me on PM, but yes everybody RL czechs or eCzechs which RL Czechs say that is good will obtain svk citizenship.
Why we are doing this joining ?
This game is about komunication... gold is useless, just tools. A lot of players in czk and svk quit this game, main reason is, it is boring, there is just english. Slovakia make a big step, we have a small babyboom very small but we have now a lot of ACTIVE players, our news are in our language, we control about 90% of congress.
We want help our brother Czechs too (they have opposite situation, just state bank thiefs 🙁 ). Join two countries mean join ACTIV player, join market, forces and so....
And a lot of important Czech agreed with this, ok..some not. Time will show. But We do not promise give them money, hospital, congress, party and more and more just because we want conquer country with no importand resources like Czech but also Slovakia is 🙂.
In RL we had long time common state called Czechoslovakia.... now we want have this at this game. Not conquering, but joining.
Great great Job! Pleasure to read such a good article ! Spread the word 🙂
Exciting!
Perfect 🙂
Random American likes it! x2
I was looking at the map and had no idea what was going on, thanks for clearing things up. Good article v
Wow! I go to bed and my votes for the article double! Thanks for all the support everyone!
And now to talk to the few people brave enough to disagree with this article.
@ Gertude Groan v2
You are either a noob who is indoctrinated by the Czech PTO government, a troll bothering me, or a multi who decided to use the noob account rather than his own, just to get a word in.
If you have any proof that this article is wrong, please present it rather than just post a useless comment thank you very much. Otherwise, if you don't wish to even consider my argument (I doubt you even read this) then STAY OFF!!!
@ Only an German Landser
same with Gertude, present any evidence you have rather than just say stuff.
Gee, I was wishing for better outcries against this article, but apparently I will not get to rant at them as much as I would like. Oh well.
Once again, thanks for the support!
-milestailsprower
miles, you learned the lesson well in slovakia, everyone who doesn't share your opinion is a troll or multi or at least a noob (by the way this is a hard word from someone who even did not know whether his beloved homeland, the eUS is in EDEN or not)
Do you want to know what I conclude from all this Czechoslovakia thing? There is a guy and his gang who lost the election. Now they think that if they cannot rule the sandbox noone should, so they run crying to their mighty friends to erase the playground. The whole story is like baby-fight in the kindergarden.
And somebody really do believe this shit? Why don't you ask any of those "TOers" their oppinion? If you had read more articles from past, you would have noticed that about 90% of Czech citizens didn't accept e😜residents Vit Ruzicka way of doing things. In the game we are all the same, we all are citizens of Czech Republic, no matter were do we live in real life. Btw, not a single gold has been stolen since I arrived to Czech Republic. Nothing of this article is true.
@ egribali
Dude, I only said gertude was a noob because he was level 4 and obviously could only have learned so much in 2 DAYS of eRepublik. Derp.
egribali, you can think what you want, but this is the true explanation. Stop helping the Phoenix PTO people, as I know that's what you're doing Mr. Hungarian Phoenix member.
I do thank you though for actually taking some time to make some sort of argument though. 😉
-milestailsprower
P.S. If you DO happen to be right for some unexplicable reason, then I just want to say, I really would take a second look at who I was supporting and stuff. But so far, I think what I have told is legit, and unless you have proof of the Czechs intentions or proof against the fact that the government was PTOd, please feel free to present it.
Nice article Miles! Good luck getting some subs off of this one 😉
Well thank you Justin!
And also...
@samuraya
Yes I know what the TOers think. They think that they are not TOers! That way, they don't need to be purged if they're doing nothing wrong.
I am interested however at that 90% disapproval rate. Could you give me a link and tell me who conducted the study? And I will look more into it.
-milestailsprower
Nice article! this is an interesting situation
Thank you! 😃
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