CAMCAM FOR PM! LET"S INVADE IRELAND
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Hey I am camcam. I am running for president on the no bull**** ticket. As such this article is in TL😉
R format. Everything revolves around the number five, because Ireland has five regions left.
foreign policy:
my foreign policy would be a complex five step plan
1) login into erepublik
2) find the propose Ireland as Natural Enemy button
3) press it
4) find the attack Ireland button
5) press it
why? because we need a bigger roomier Britain
five simple steps to a better country! now heres where it gets complicated
Financial policy:
it would have five pillars
1) regulate the monetary market to make sure gbp to gold prices stay relatively consistent
2) keep taxes the same
3) cut back on spending for Woldy's prostitutes
4) increase military funding
5)give congress a budget to work with
why? because congress has had all its power taken away even though they are the countries elected officials. The rest is just common sense I mean really does Woldy need 7 prostitutes a day? I know he likes to change horse mid-ride but this is just ridiculous.
(thats Woldy on the horse)
Finally my favourite because I love all my comrades in the military
Military policy:
1) upgrade food compaines
2) support terra and attempt to expand terra’s ranks through diplomacy
3) increase military spending so we can get bigger guns
4) region swap with france for high grain
5) attack Ireland
why? cuz the military is awesome
thats all that really needs done
🙂
thanks,
camcam
the no bull**** candidate
Comments
which party... lol
Camcam, your party has a candidate already. The UKRP is backing Woldy for Country President. You might want to have checked that before announcing this.
BAH HAHAHA .....Bamber will cluster-truck you.
I don't think he's all that serious.
inb4 op=troll.
It's a quip at the amOunt of bullshit both candidates are spewing
Camcam > Bamber.
Bamber for CP 😃
Liked the pictrue and the "attack ireland" bit.