CAF RESERVES WAR GAMES! ALL CAF RESERVES READ!
Duke Leto
Hi, it is me, Sergeant Leto of the CAF 1st Air reserves. I had briefly glimpsed through the CAF reserves platoon and this is what I foun😛
I am here to change that. I am personally financing a contest between all platoons of the CAF reserves. Here are the details:
Objective: Achieve the most total influence (NOT RANK POINTS!) of the platoon and rival platoons
Rewards:
-People with the most influence per platoon= 5 gold
-Each platoon member of winning platoon gets a Q5 weapon
Rules:
-You must follow CAF orders. They can be found on #eCanCAF. Don’t know how? Go Go here and follow these steps if you never been on the IRC before. Then when you connect, ask for an officer and they will gladly help.
-You must be a member of the CAF Reserves, not the regulars or of a private militia.
-Someone needs to start a thread in each respective platoon titled “(Insert name of platoon)’s reserve competition influence thread”. This is where all influence per fight shall be recorded and will help us find this thread when it comes time to calculating the platoon’s total influence.
-You may use supplies to fight, but you may not buy any weapons past the amount of CAD given to you by a supply officer. Any more influence you want to do will have to be done on bare handed.
-YOU ARE NOT TO USE THE GOLD BOOSTER WHEN FIGHTING
-You are to use up only the 300 health you can get from food, no health packs.
This will start in two days of publication of this article. Any influence posted in the special thread will be ignored from calculations. This will also give me enough time to come up with an FAQ (so if you have questions, post in the comments and I or a member of the CAF may answer your question!).
Ladies and Gents, I will see you on the battle field.
Comments
1st for obvious reasons
2nd for obviously not reasonable reasons that I will not go into at the moment because I feel like writing longer sentence for the greater space and time despite my desire to write shorter to make reasonable sentences but make no mistake, I write this as I drink coke and banana smoothie, which you will find most agreeable to your personal taste.
Go Reserve!
why is there still reserves?
This article is endorsed by one of your favorite supply org!
6th because the eternal cosmos all point to a certain unified, mystical number which might be dismissed by rationality, but which regardless has a certain presence, a certain character that is embodied within the souls of all great men when they perform their great deeds with nothing but the benefit of the human race in mind.
7th cause!
I was denied when I applied for CAF
Hey 6, what are doing tonight,
love,
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TemujinBC: TEH SHIT DISTURBER
Nice stuff Leto. Hope you get a good turn out.