Burton's sexy congress article

Day 1,127, 19:21 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by TimmyTango

Remember, it's always a party with the PCP!

Good day to you South East of Englanders!
I come to you today as a congress candidate of the People's Communist Party, now don't think "OHMAHGAWD PCPFAG!" due to the few PCP members that fought against there homeland in some battles, I am completely different, although I am a PCP member, my foreign affairs aspect is more, if they provoke us it's on foo'!..

My past career path
My eLife has been basically militaristic, until recently I decided I should pursue a career in politics, and if successful, to try and do some good to the eUK as a whole, not just a region. I have different military experiences aswell, not just in country of the United Kingdom, such as Australia, where I served a few months in the Australian Army Reserves.

Why I am running in South East of England
I intend to bring the community of SEoE together more, by holding regular games and competitions, which I hope you all look forward to 🙂.

What will he do for the South East of England I hear you say?
Well, I will fund any activities for the South Eastern society, and set up weekly competitions, where you can win monetary prizes, and other stuff which I will think of, completly funded by me, see how nice I am. I also hope it will bring SEoE's community together some more, and let us have a pretty kick ass time

If you are wondering "Who is this Burton Hotaling?" read on!
I am not very well known, although I have been trying to get more out there, by funding the Dublin attack recently, and getting a few Battle Hero medals here and there, getting around 50 - 80k damage in each of the battles, so I do a fair bit of damage.



If I am successful at getting into Congress, I would really be deeply honoured, and you would be getting me one step closer, to galactic domination!
AND! With me being able to sustain my health without a hospital anymore, I can stay in the West Midlands, and become a prominant member of our society.

Vote Burton Hotaling in SEoE Congress elections, i'll even say pwetty pwease ^.^