Burn Burn!

Day 1,594, 05:44 Published in Canada South Africa by Dr. James McCrimmon

Great People of eCanada!

Long have our tyrannical puppet masters to the south have controlled our country, supported terrorist groups bent on our destruction, even once called us names. On this day, the first of the new month, is the first of the new age in eNorth eAmerican eHistory!
Unite! For tonight, we dine on Yankee Blood! First, we NE the US, then march south to feast in Florida! Oranges for all, and for all a good orange!
Down with the eUS!