Bullwinkle for BoL President

Day 1,598, 22:20 Published in USA United Kingdom by Metta WorldPeace

Good evening fellow Bastards and Bastardettes,

I write to you today to announce my candidacy for the position of Party President of the most loyal Bastards of Liberty Party.


Why you may ask? Why this guy who has been only in the party for a short time? Well, I'll tell you....no, wait, no I'm not.


We need to usher in a new month of change. A month of leadership that we can all believe in. Leadership that is bold, intuitive, and willing to strong arm. This is the leadership we need Bastards. The leadership we all crave for and hope that just one day, one day it will come. Well, that day, is today. Or on the 15th, whichever you want.


LET US BE BASTARDS TOGETHER! LET US STAND TOGETHER IN AS WE WERE BORN IN WEDLOCK! BULLWINKLE 15th!!!!!




-J. W. Bullwinkle
Bastard of Liberty