Britain #1

Day 1,324, 17:21 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Giorgos Zaikos

First of all, to be true to the newspaper's name, happy 4th July, America! *herp derp*

And now I need something to write my first article about...
Hmmm... I don't feel like talking about how great ONE is, because I'm sure everyone's sick of seeing me in all the vaguely ONE-related articles shouting "Hail ONE! o7", and I think by now the new changes to the game have been discussed to death.


Here's Britain with a bunch of countries, the wiki says these are our allies. Wooo, go allies!

Speaking of allies, one thing that I've grown very used to during my time on this game, is opening up the 'military campaign' tag and seeing nothing but 'victory' buttons going down the page.



I have no idea what the losing button even says, 'loss', 'failure', 'defeat'? Too bad I'll never find out (trolololo because we always win)

What's wrong Denmark, Ireland, Canada, you mad at getting owned?
Well don't worry about that because when we incorporate you all into the British empire you can be just as cool as us (well not really, but you can at least pretend to be as great as us.)