Bristol Matters
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by KIA Sneak
Due to technical difficulty’s Twat-ers can't post this so i will.
In response to ChrisClamp's article [a url😕
http://www.erepublik.com/article-268061.html]here[/a], I felt that it was necessary to create this newspaper, to clear the mist of confusion that has settled upon our noble region.
I will be standing again in the mayoral elections on the 20th May. And so, here is my response to ChrisClamp's allegations.
"Since Twat-ers has become mayor he has spent all but a few pence of Bristol's money, on what?"
This simply isn't true. The money has, however, been moved. I needed a way to access the Bristol money, and the only way to do this was to transfer it into my personal account. I have kept an expenses account, and if I’m not re-elected, all GBP will be returned to Bristol's next mayor.
"On what?" The money has been used to fund an intensive wellness scheme. Some of you may not have noticed there was a wellness scheme. If that's you, you're fortunate. I have been working with the poor, and the sick, the ones most in need of help. This may explain why ChrisClamp hasn't noticed the scheme; he's one of the very wealthy in Bristol, while others live in poverty. His staunchest supporter, PeteNeon, was at a mere 12% wellness when I came into office.
Results of the wellness scheme: Before the Swiss war, all active Bristol citizens had over 50% wellness. I have since been criticised for not gifting a Bristol based paratrooper, the reality is that during war, it is essential for the government to get gifts, to heal its troops through its organised schemes. The gift market has been essentially bare, and I was reluctant to squander Bristol citizens' money on overpriced gifts. If you think I am wrong in doing so, please, feel free to contact me about this. I spent my own money buying gifts to try to help Bristol's wellness problems, my current personal balance is -2GBP.
ChrisClamp's gift scheme was haphazard, at best. He initially paid above average prices, ignoring Bristol companies, merely to save himself time. Needless to say, we complained, and the situation was rectified. But I personally received a gift from ChrisClamp, when my wellness was 90+, and others were suffering with
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Good campaign, not as good as mine though...
To be honest this is just a slag off of Chrisclamp, serioarely youv\'e turned this personall now, and by doing so youve missed pretty much everything you are going to do. And saying that he gfted you whilst others were at 30, thats just pathetic; did you ever think think he has a list and works his way down it?Or maybe some of these suposed \'30\' wellness citizens had alredy recieved 10 fr that day?
And the peteneon on 12% is nothing pete doesnt rember to buy food, and im pretty sure he had the wellness bug, so please form a decent campaign, and not some girly b*tch fight.
you can\'t expect your excuses for Chrisclamp being a sub-standard mayor to be taken into account (sorry chris, love your work, especially the lush stuff.keep on trucking) , what are we supposed to say ? \'oh yeah, Chrisclamp would have done this better, but he was having a bad day\'? also, the fact that you immediately refer to this as a \'girly bitch fight\' offends me deeply.
plato321, this is politics get over it
Chrisclamp has my vote, and if he is not elected i will be moving away from bristol and away from twaters
MarkPassmore: Why, what exactly is it about my being mayor that makes you want to leave Bristol?
Plato321: This article isn\'t slagging off Clamp. It says what i\'ve done, what i will continue to do, and why i think ChrisClamp is less qualified to be a mayor. There is nothing personal in there, i have referenced his policies, but nothing to do with his person.
It wasn\'t Chris\' fault I was at 12% wellness. I didnt have any food at that time. Chris was doing what he could. I can\'t believe you\'ve brought me into this. It\'s not like I\'ve made a website about Clamp or anything? Insulted.
Don\'t insult Clamp, Ayca! This was between me, you and more importantly Dave! Don\'t bring Clamp into the equation! Use your adivce: Keep on trucking! Go argue on my article, dont clutter this one!
So I get slagged off when I rip Twat-ers, but nobody disagrees with Twat-ers ripping me.
Hmm...
Still, I\'m not gonna be petty like you. So good luck.
That wasn\'t an insult, it was an assessment. This, however, is an insult: PeteNeon, what is it with all the little not-actually-very-witty witticisms? They\'re really quite tiring.
And I told Chris to keep on trucking because I don\'t have anything against him, infact, I respect his love of Imperial Leather, and use of Lush products, deeply; this does not, however, have any effect on his competency as Mayor.
because I respect chris, and dont respect you.
Chris, this article is focussed upon address the claims you made in your article, and stating the facts. I have contrasted what you did as mayor with what i have achieved. I\'m sorry if this has come across as offensive, it was not intended as such. Maybe something more pragmatic would be an interview type article. I\'ll message you about it.
MarkPassmore, i\'m sorry you feel that way, but please remember that this is a game. Whether or not i agree with what ChrisClamp, PeteNeon etc say in-game, i will still respect them as people.
Also, lawlz j00r manifesto suks.
Twat-ers, you\'re sensible, kind and mature, you\'ve shown dedication and determination towards Bristol, and I hope you get re-elected. You deserve it. 🙂