Bringing Freedom and Cheezburgers to Mexico

Day 1,123, 19:48 • Published in USA USA • by Turd Fergusen

Mexico is a place of uncivilized chaos. They are a country ruled by cowards, degenerates, double spaniards, and others of inferior characteristics. During WWIII Mexico's leaders took advantage of America's weakness and back stabbed us against all agreements. The Mexican government is opportunistic, immoral, greedy, and spiteful. We cannot let the Mexican people endure under these rulers. We must FREE the Mexican people from themselves!

America is the greatest, best country Dio ever gave man.
Amurrricaaa, as a righteous and powerful country has the right to do whatever we want. We are the land of the free and the home of the brave. Being such a rich and powerful country it is our responsibility to force our freedoms onto whoever we want to. We have the right to force our freedom onto the Mexican people by any means necessary. Mexico suffers from corruption. America will take over there government and force them to be so uncorrupt and agreeable, just like us! Mexico suffers from poverty... We will force them to work harder and stop being so lazy. Mexico suffers from food shortage and starvation... We will force them to open more McDonalds so they can get fat on cheezburgers and fries, just like us.
Also any resources owned by Mexico would be better used in the superior hands of the American people so that we can bring freedom to other places around the world such as Serbia, Hungary, and Canada.

So Americans, ready your mastercards and eat hardy, for tonight we dine in Mexico!