Brief history of the Pakistan-India-China-Amurica-Indonesia war
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Good evening, Pakistan. Today I will relay to you the perturbing story of our latest war.
3 months ago:
Max: hey guys, let's invade India, i'll give you the money you need!
Pakistan: Sounds great.
Later:
China: I will attack Pakistan because i am envious of their lush, grainy deserts.
Later yet:
China: ...and you can keep Tamil Nadu for a month to expand.
Pakistan: Ok, deal.
Later still:
China: OH DURP U R ATTAKING SOUTHERN THAILAND YOU MUST BE TRYING TO BRIDGE INDONESIA IN
Pakistan: Actually, Southern Thailand is the only foreign regions that borders Tamil Nadu. We talked about this.
China: I WILL NOW BREAK MY WORD FOR NO VALID REASON
Now:
China: OMG INDOS R COMING
Pakistan: lulz
Indonesia: lulz
Dio's faithful servant,
kotekzot
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Would have been better in Polandball form if you ask me.
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