Breaking news: Phillippines under political attack!

Day 842, 08:40 Published in Philippines USA by Judean Princess
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Greetings, fair citizens of ePhilippines!

ePhilippines have been targeted by a Serbian terrorist group, plotting to use our land as a tool in the Asian theater of war! The population in the ePhilippines has been rapidly increasing as this swarm of locusts has now arrived on our shores and threatens our existence.

The terrorists have established a takeover party ”Samurai Pizza Commies” in ePhilippines, and try to consolidate their power, take the Congress and the Presidency, and pillage our country! We must not let them succeed!

Although the party is still small as we speak, the PTO tactic has always been to place vast amount of votes on the last minute. We need rapid action to counter this growing threat! We must secure the takeover party in the next elections! I ask everyone reading this to resign from their current party and move to the party Samurai Pizza Commies! Yours truly will be running for the party presidency of the party to make sure it will not be used to place Serbian or other hostile candidates.



Vote for Judean Princess is a vote against hostile takeover!

We must remain vigilant in face of this new terror. The next elections will decide the fate of our nation. It will decide whether we remain a sovereign democracy, or will we be reduced to a pawn of Serbians, who will no doubt use our country to further their own war plans, and force us into submission, just like they did in Denmark. Remember! Every vote counts!

Sincerely Yours,
Judean Princess