Breaking news! Pakistan is a "dictadura militar"!
Day 143, 05:40
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Published in Pakistan 
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by Dio Brando
http://www.publico.es/ciencias/tecnologia/68890
I would like to have a someone fluent in the dark language of spanish to translate the following text:
En cuanto al control que los creadores tienen sobre las actividades que tienen lugar en el juego, Bonte lo expresa con un ejemplo: "Nosotros queríamos tener democracias en cada país, pero no hemos podido evitar que en el Pakistán de Erepublik haya una dictadura militar"; y añade: "Sólo hemos intervenido al observar que en muy poco espacio de tiempo de funcionamiento del sistema se iba a producir una guerra mundial".
I do, however, understan the words "Pakistán de Erepublik" and "dictadura militar". I, for one, would use the term "Hivemind" or "Theocracy", but whatever makes them tingle is fine i guess.
I would like to have a someone fluent in the dark language of spanish to translate the following text:
En cuanto al control que los creadores tienen sobre las actividades que tienen lugar en el juego, Bonte lo expresa con un ejemplo: "Nosotros queríamos tener democracias en cada país, pero no hemos podido evitar que en el Pakistán de Erepublik haya una dictadura militar"; y añade: "Sólo hemos intervenido al observar que en muy poco espacio de tiempo de funcionamiento del sistema se iba a producir una guerra mundial".
I do, however, understan the words "Pakistán de Erepublik" and "dictadura militar". I, for one, would use the term "Hivemind" or "Theocracy", but whatever makes them tingle is fine i guess.
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As for the control that the creators have over the activities that take place in game, Bonte expresses it with an example, \"We wanted to have democracies in every country, yet we couldn\'t stop Pakistan from Erepublik from becoming a military dictatorship\" he adds \"We just intervened after observing that in so little online time, the system was already preparing for a world war\"
I guess they forgot the whole part about everyone having a job, free gifts, and the fact that everyone still votes for you.
Goddamn Blasphemers.
Yeah, for some reason these fools think nigras are being opressed in Pakistan, when in fact it\'s paradise!
This is certain proof. They are afraid. Afraid of what they would call an \"utopia\"
Truly, Pakistan is the greatest of all countries. Thanks to our immortal and holy god emperor, Dio Brando, blessed be he and exalted be his name, may it echo into eternity!
The mind of the Spaniard cannot comprehend the perfection of the Pakistani political system!
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
Blasphemy against our God Emperor!
Do I smell FEAR in the air.
Dictaderp Militar amirite
Frosted Spanish Butts.
seriose tiem now
Of all people, a developer of this crazy game should know the whole crazy theocracy thing is a mix of metagaming and roleplaying. What we have in Pakistan is a democracy. We elect our president, congress, and mayors like any other country. If anything you\'d think the devs would be proud of how we\'ve used the game mechanics to create what would best be described as a Stalinist Theocracy.
Except Stalin was not a pakistani, therefore he is an insult to God-Emperor Dio.
It\'s too bad they neglected to mention that having a military dictatorship is impossible in this game.
They are jealous about our unity, poor silly spaniards-
WHATS THE MATTER, SCARED?
What nonsense. The Fremen of Pakistan love their God-Emperor and as such vote for him. There are no consequences for those who vote against Dio, other than knowing deep down inside that they are blasphemers. Democracy is still democracy, even if there\'s hivemind.
I just wondered, are we a hivemind or a groupmind?
A hivemind is a single mind controlling many bodies, but a groupmind is any number of minds united as one.
Spain needs peace!!
SPAIN CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF DIO\'S GOVERNMENT
La comunidad español tiene miedo de una sistema de gobierno más mejor que su propia.
SPAIN HAS ALWAYS FLED FROM THAT WHICH IS TRULY DIVINE
Just becuase we don\'t have siestas they think we\'re being oppressed? Damn them
SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN
IT FEELS GOOD...
>dictatorship
Yes, a dictatorship with free elections and multiple parties running for office.
What the matter, Spaniards? Too OPPRESSED BY FRANCO?
Military dictatorship? Such outright blatant lies! Pakistan is not a military dictatorship. It is a peace-bringing dictatorship!
We\'re a Utopian Socialist Theocracy. Military dictatorships are impossible to create in Erepublik.
Silly Spaniards have been blinded by their own oppression.
What\'s the matter? Too PROUD for you?
Of course the double Spaniards are afraid of Pakistan. Of course they would call us things like a military dictatorship in their twisted propaganda campaigns. They are filthy warmongers. They want nothing but war, death and destruction. When we bring PEACE to the entire world, their dreams of bloodlust will be shattered.
Anyway, as just about everyone has already said, we have free elections, multiple parties, and everyone\'s allowed to speak their mind. Dio isn\'t in charge because he oppresses us, but because he\'s done a great job so far and we WANT him in charge. Perhaps the Spaniards are simply envious of such unity under great leadership.
Let me guess: You\'re going to bring \"peace\" to Spain?
THEY JUST CANT HANDLE IT!
Even pig disgusting mods cannot stop the spread of peace.
PRIDE!
POWER!
PAKISTAN!
Spaniards don\'t know about my god-emperor.
Pakistan is paradise. I have all I could want. A magnificent sand castle, sand shooters aplenty, stores of sand-wiches, and I work for a wondrous sand-wich company that pays me an excellent wage.
Apparently, we\'re being oppressed by the God Emperor Dio, which is simply impossible.
Those silly Spaniards.
Peace to all.
PRIDE!
POWER!
PAKISTAN!
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Sometimes, I too wish I could bathe in such glorious sands. Nevertheless, I believe it\'s a known fact that Spaniard = Dumb; they\'re annoying, but since they are all idiots, they\'re no threat to glorious military dictatorships like Pakistan and Portugal. P-P-Power, comrades. Heil FüHrSeR-Neun! Hail Dio!