Breaking News: Near-Riot Erupts on Q3 Food Markets

Day 1,120, 20:14 • Published in USA USA • by Socialist Freedom Org

SFP PRESS NEWS FEED
Day 1120 of New World / Day 9 of Frostydom



Autonomous Anonymous Food Riot!



Breaking news: LeninAde Beverage Company, located in Polish-occupied South Dakota, caused a near-riot this evening on the Q3 food exchange when it relased hundreds of units of its popular "Big Red" refreshment drink onto the US market well below the lowest market price.

The healthy drinks were snapped up in under an hour by consumers who were evidently thirsty for real change.


Formerly part of the Socialist Freedom Party's autonomous Commune network, the LeninAde plant has been dormant for weeks. So it was something of surprise here at the Socialist Freedom Press to receive the following notice from an anonymous "revolutionary committee" of LeninAde workers just minutes ago:


To hell with high prices, greedy profit-mongers and "bread and circus" revolutions. We are taking this action on behalf of poor and working class players. We call on the Exploited, the Bored, the Disgruntled to support cival unrest, the Socialist Freedom Party, and all those who seek to build a better New World from the ground up. All power to the autonomous organizations!


The Socialist Freedom Organization quickly took advantage of recent donations to the Rainy Day Food Drive and Welfare Program to buy up some of the cheap food, which is now available to needy applicants.


Analysis: Evidently this group was inspired by PP candidate cival unrest's bid for PP of the SFP. Our investigative team is en route to Fargo to see if we can learn more. This may be a warning sign... a red flag, if you will... of the SFP's re-entry onto the political stage.

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