Breaking News: Kurgan is Nice Guy
Anthony Colby
It has just come to the attention of our reporting staff via a video tape left at the station that shows notorious rouge and bringer of chaos and destruction, Victor Kurgan, is in reality a nice guy.
The video tape shows Victor Kurgan doing a number of nice acts to citizens he met on the street. In one scene Kurgan is seen helping a little old lady cross a busy street. Kurgan politely waits for the light to change and then proceeds to escort the woman to the other side of the road while waving to the drivers of the vehicles thanks for stopping.
In a second scene Kurgan is shown helping a kitten down out of a tree. Yes actually rescuing a kitten in what can only be considered the stereotypical measure of kindness.
Kitten rescued by Kurgan
" I didn't know what to think" said Kitten. "I thought he would be mean and nasty but he was very sweet" said the cat.
Along with the video tape there was a series of hand written papers with evidence of more kindness committed by the "self proclaimed" bad guy. Kurgan it seems goes out of his way to commit acts of charity. It is being reported that Kurgans' mean streak is nothing more than a sophisticated public relations ploy in order to win Irish Community Awards in order to donate the prize money to those who need it. Over time Kurgan has given away a fortune the notes show.
Common image of Victor Kurgan
Reported photo of Victor Kurgan
If the evidence is proven to be true then it seems that we have been duped into believing a falsehood about Victor Kurgan. The man who we thought was a vicious killer and notorious evildoer is nothing more than a closeted philanthropist. A shock to us all.
This is an ongoing story and we will bring you more with some follow up investigation.
Good Night.
Comments
Just pullin your chain Kurgan. lol
And the best Head of Security (toilets) we ever had.
Kurgan is a sweethearted, fluffy teddy bear.
Awwww, your so nice Kurgen
Say it isn't so .......................... Nnnoooooooooooooooooooooo
Breaking News: Gromley is NOT a nice guy.
Later that day:
Old lady goes to the gharda station to report her missing purse,
Kitten skeleton found on spit over campfire,
and that black&white photo is the creepiest guy I've ever seen. Those are the eyes of an axe murder
Did you know kurgan was in the movie "cowboys and aliens" and didn't tell us .
Sidenote John Gormley HATES cowboys n aliens
I don't hate it. I just think it has a really stupid plot, and it was a massive let down for me because I was expecting a lot from it.
Stupid plot? I have not seen a movie with a plot for years. All I see nowadays is special effects. lol
@Sweet. Don't worry about the guy in the black and white photo. He had a stroke and is no trouble.
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I KILLED SEAN CONNERY FOR SATAN SAKE!
I hear Kurgan does a mean impression of Mr. Krabs from Spongebob.
There is a lot of wonderful movies nowadays, you're just not in the right country. Sorry guys, but the irish cinemas only show hollywood movie full of FX but without a "story", when they should be translating european movies (intouchable, wonderfull movie, having cinema rooms filled for over 5 weeks, more seen in one country (france) then titanic worldwide!, or the shy ( or romantic, there is no actual english title) anonymous, with the great belgin actor Benoit Polvoorde.)
Loyen, in movies you mentioned, how much blood gets out of people who get slayed?
non, noone does!