Breaking News | Jurgo to Rob the Nation

Day 526, 04:36 • Published in Philippines Philippines • by Swagger McSwag

MANILA - Secta del Guru Varnsih (SGV) party president Jurgo Evergetes is following after the footsteps of former Philippine president and former public enemy #1 Bunaly.

The leader of the infamous Secta has proposed a transfer of all the GOLD in the treasury to the Guru Varnish organization just a few minutes ago.

Less than two months ago, Bunaly pulled a heist on the Philippine national treasury, carrying over over 1000 GOLD with him. Although he denies any involvement in the coup, he has been inextricably tied by the Filipino public to that event, which is now more commonly known as the "Bunaly fiasco".

Jurgo was unavailable for comment as of press time.
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