BREAKING NEWS!: Israel Attacks Turkey!

Day 725, 06:39 Published in Greece Greece by Balambani Brothers Inc
Breaking News!


Israeli Paratroopers landing in Medditrean coast of Turkey

Minutes in which this article was produced, Turkey's Medditrean region was attacked by Israel for reasons unknown. As a result of this Turkey has activated 8 MPPs against Israel which is a small, vunerable country in the medditrean who is reliant on protection from EDEN, USA and Greece a neighbouring country in order to survive Turkey's threat.

I have developed several theories why the attack was made.

1) The Israeli President was hacked
2) This has to do with the new system of MPPs which means that Greece can freely attack Turkey who is now vunerable as they have no MPPs to be activated (correct me if I am wrong).
3) The Israeli President is mad
4) Israel got bored and needed an epic fight


Thanks Balambani Bros