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Well, citizens of the ePhilippines, I think that, at least for the moment, it's time I said goodbye to the Philippines. I've had a great time here, and between forming a competitive political party, and my personal time working together with the other politicians in the Philippines to improve our country in whatever ways we could manage, and to protect our allies, I feel that my career here has been a successful one. In the last four months or so, I've held almost too many positions to count, from Cabinet Posts, a four term Party Presidency, and a Vice Presidency that was followed by my own, very busy, term in the big President's chair. And now, with my President behind me, and a successor in my place that can do a fine job as President, I think it's time that I took leave for a while. Do I plan on coming back to the Philippines? Of course. I wouldn't have it any other way. But for now, I think it's time that I found a new place to explore for a while. Before I leave, though, I felt it customary that I hand out a few thanks to those who I worked with and appreciated during my time here. Here ya are, guys:

Hekter
Of course, Hekter, you've got to be first, because I'd probably never have even come to the country without you being here. You've done a lot for this country and Sol, and you have been awesome to work with. Don't expect me to leave the IRC just because I don't live here anymore, either. Jkfala!!

Slothen
Well, you gave me my first official Position in the Philippines, and I held it for a long time. DoFA is still one of my favorite Titles. I wish there was a medal for it.

SoulSalvage
Another person who I might have never come here without. At least initially. You know, before you went crazy and all, I'd have expected you to get the President's medal before I did.

CruelBear
Say hello to another President of Awesome! I mean Philippines. Same thing. But seriously, congratz, and good luck on an amazing Presidency.

Revilo X and RoyMustang
Of course, the both of you disagreed with me from time to time, but all is well, and when it comes right down to it, without the two of you, and a few more like you, the only people I'd be able to debate (Debate! Debate! Debate!) with, would be people who didn't know what they were doing at all, or people who agreed with me. Neither of those are any fun.

Jootli, Rupert, and the rest of the awesome IRC people.
To put things simply, you are all awesome.

JOSIE!!! (Holy Crap, How could I have forgotten you when I first wrote this!?)
You too, are awesome. Absolutely love your stories; you'd better keep up writing them. I'm so sorry I had to edit you in! I don't know how you didn't cross my mind at first, but I got you in here!!! Apology accepted???

Other People
All of you existed. Those of you I knew, I, for the most part, liked. I'll look forward to seeing you again when I eventually wander back to the shiny little island of Palawan. I expect monuments to how awesome I am to have been erected by then.

Oh, and to Gabriela:


The models are the ones who pose like this. Blame them for my staring.

Now, off I go, into the sunset... dramatically, like the main character of an old movie... People cheering of my valiance in the background..... Women fainting from how sexy I am.... Queue the lolcat: