Brazil declares war on New Zealand. Was Spain too hard for you?

Day 1,614, 18:29 • Published in New Zealand New Zealand • by Spud of Doom
From the president's desk
Brazil is declaring New Zealand as NE
In response, we have opened up NE on our end, so that we're not at such a disadvantage in the battles. This was a completely unnecessary declaration of war from Brazil, who only around 12 hours ago were in peace talks to end the ongoing chaos in South America. Apparently peace is a bad thing, according to Brazil, and it's more important to go trying to push around the smaller countries in their neighbourhood than to have some respect for themselves or others.

Statement from CP of Brazil about why they are attacking:
"a guerra com Espanha ficou chata, sem motivo... e não temos fronteira com outro pais"

Google translation: "The war in Spain was boring, pointless... And we have no border with another country."
Spud of Doom enhanced translation: "We got scared of Spain again, so now we are trying to escape into the Pacific."
Naturally, we will be defending ourselves in the usual manner. Stay tuned to the Ministry of Defence newspaper for future updates.

Spud of Doom - President of eNew Zealand
Keep it green, Kiwis