Join the new world

Already have an account? Login



What is this?

You are reading an article written by a citizen of eRepublik, an immersive multiplayer strategy game based on real life countries. Create your own character and help your country achieve its glory while establishing yourself as a war hero, renowned publisher or finance guru.

Bradums' Spear

Day 835, 15:29 • Published in Ireland Ireland

• by Bradums

Yep. I had to do it. The bandwagon has been jumped upon by yours truly.

To further parody the theme...

Nith: The most recent "endorsement" makes you look like an incredibly creepy pedophile, based on the picture attributed to your name. I don't want a Pedo-Pres. My apologies, and uh...put some pants on, if you would? >.>

JSK: The fact that you have about a billion (a rough estimate, so forgive any slight margin of error) ads running on the side of my screen has blinded me. In retribution, I'm taking my hard-earned vote elsewhere to be spent. If I can find anywhere that doesn't say "JOHNSMITH 2k9 FER PREZIDINT", that is.

Dubh: I'm not homophobic, but the popular &quot😉ubh/Niall" image is...unsettling. It makes me wonder whether you'll work for the nation or ransack the Ministries funding for a romantic vacation with Niall to Spain or the Caribbean.

That said, Dubh gets my vote, on one simple condition...I get a piece of that sweet "ransacked the Ministries" vacation pie. This particular author wants to have a few drinks and see some pretty skirts in the Caribbean, if you'd be so kind 😉

And With That Said...

I'll be serious and cut the horrible attempts at humor to close this mother down. Though there's a bit of a bitter rivalry going back and forth of late, I wish all candidates the best of luck. May the people's voice be heard, and may our nation prosper under he who wins the election.

Of course, with that, I'll have to threaten that if whosoever becomes CP fails the nation, I'll be the first in line to put my spear to use and turn you into a nice little decoration for the people on the streets of Dublin.

Love,
Bradums.

Comments

Bradums Day 835, 15:30

Sorry, guys. Couldn't resist. Had to ramble and make bad jokes, as I'm pretty sure it's a compulsive disorder or something...

Dylanb9216 Day 835, 15:32

Jesus Christ when will it end?

Btw John has so two ad's ...dubh had two running at once stage too ...

It's because IFP has deep pockets atm

Nithraldur Day 835, 15:33

Hey Bradums, I think you're a bit too young to realise why he posted the no - pants picture, no? 🙂

If you're not, I don't see why you wouldn't understand what he means by it 😛

Dylanb9216 Day 835, 15:33

that so makes no sense in my second line btw

Nithraldur Day 835, 15:36

In order to offer enlightenment: it's a reference to the no - pants campaign or the pantsless campaign as you will from one of my earlier articles! 🙂 Meant to be humorous, of course 🙂

Cheers

Bradums Day 835, 16:00

I think I'm barely old enough to get that joke, Nith 😛

Just a good-natured joke based on the image. Good luck tomorrow and, yes, he still looks like a pedo ;P

And Dylan, no need to take it seriously. Just a joke playing on the fact that every ad that I see happens to be John's ;P

John Gormley Day 835, 16:15

Okay, that's it! I am taking that cyanide pill! Good bye cruel world!!!!

Bradums Day 835, 17:09

*Raises fist in victory*

Kidding, Gormley.

Post your comment