Bobby Burch for POTUS

Day 1,221, 18:03 • Published in USA USA • by Bobby Burch

Hey guys Bobby Burch here. Today is congress elections as we all know, and after these races are finished, the grand daddy race begins. I would like to announce my intentions to run for President of these United States. I am an experienced player, and feel that I can lead this country during the month of April. I am working on putting a cabinet together that will be filled with the brightest minds that America has to offer. This cabinet will be released in the following week once positions have been confirmed.

I consider myself to be a game mechanics based player, and thus the goals of my administration will reflect such. I aim to cut the bullshit and get down the things we can and cannot do. Enough of the fictional red tape and other mythological shit that we use to tie ourselves down for no good reason. The only thing that matters in this game is what a player can do and what a player can't do based on game mechanics.

I aim to turn this nation into an elite force through superior organization and teamwork. Game mechanics have largely been thrown out the window of the military module so the only thing that matters now is organization. I intend to work with the JCS and other militia groups to efficiently manage our resources so that we can get the most damage for the taxpayer dollar. In short, the only thing that matters in this game is winning and by damnit with me as POTUS we will do it. So cut the crap, play the game, and vote Burch on April 5th

Stay thirsty my friends,

Bobby Burch