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Blame Canada !

Day 1,073, 00:28 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Horice G Fossil

Horice: Times have changed
The eUK is getting worse
The Forums have all but died
Everyone just wants to fart and curse!
johnobrow: Should we blame the government?
GGRyan: Or blame our community?
Bob Boblo: Or should we blame the images in BBH we see?
Horice: No, Blame Canada !
Everyone: Blame Canada !
Horice: With all their beady little eyes
And fapping heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada !
Blame Canada !
Horice: We need to stop their full assault
Everyone: Everything is Canada's fault!
johnobrow: Don't blame me
For my boy IndieKid
They turned him into a Nazi Fan
And now he's off to join the Klan!
Mr Woldy: And my son JvB once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fu#k myself!
Horice: Well, Blame Canada !
Everyone: Blame Canada !
Horice: It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada !
Blame Canada !
Karacticus: They're not even a real country anyway
Iain Keers: My son could've been Congressman or a CP rich and true,
Instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the Admins who allowed him to expire?
Horice: Fu#k no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Horice: With all their hockey hullabaloo
jamesw: And that bitch Acacia Mason too
Everyone: Blame Canada !
Shame on Canada !
For...
The assault that we must stop
Admin trash grabbing for our cash
For Laughter and fun
They must be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!

Blame Canada !

Horice