Blame Canada!

Day 797, 10:36 • Published in United Kingdom Netherlands • by MortenLond

Time's have changed
Our kids are kids are getting worse
They wont obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!

Should we blame the government or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?

No, BLAME CANADA!
BLAME CANADA!
With all their beady little eyes
And flappin heads so full of lies
BLAME CANADA!
BLAME CANADA!
We need to form a full assault
It's Canadas fault!

Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!

And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to f*** myself!

Well, BLAME CANADA
BLAME CANADA
It seems that everythings gone wrong
Since Canada came along
BLAME CANADA
BLAME CANADA!

There not even a real country anyway
My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?

Heck no!
BLAME CANADA!
BLAME CANADA!
With all their hockey hubbabaloo
And that bi*** Anne Murray too
BLAME CANADA!
Shame on Canada
The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming the U.S

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7UKllR0Edo

/Morten Lond