Birther Talk Over Israel Stevens

Day 3,033, 09:29 • Published in USA Japan • by Schubacca


Dateline: Day 3,033

This just in! President" Israel Stevens is a.k.a Lester Powerbottom. Many of citizens have speculated he may not be even eBorn. He might be an extraterrestrial. If it isn't the lizard aliens or mole people, it's the arachnids. It's pretty much pick which crustacean he might be.

My odds were he might be a singing crab under the sea as they both look similar.

Yes it makes my jaw drop too the likeness is so dead on it kinda makes me want to swim away and never come back again for at least 1000 years, see my shadow to see if winter will extend another six weeks and that makes me the groundhog. You know what I am so floored that is how I feel. It is so obvious.


If he is not a crab, lizard alien, or mole there is only one thing thing left to consider.

He must be...



Megatron, Leader of the Decepticons and he is here to destroy the planet eEarth starting with eUSA.



That completely eliminates the possibly of him being the Shredder seeking revenge against some mutant turtles that only exist in fiction.





Phone home away E.T. because...... you are home in America where you belong on the right side of the border!!!!!