Beware the Irish Menace.....

Day 729, 12:08 • Published in USA Poland • by Battle Kitten



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War Games.... Beware the Irish Menace

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On Day 732, the United States will once again be commencing war games with Ireland. The benefit of war games are many. First, you get a free way to increase your wellness. Not only does this help your employer, as well as our economy, but it also means that you do more damage when you fight. The more damage you do, the more your combat experience increases allowing you to rank up faster and do even more damage multiplied by your strength.



I would personally like to thank Ireland's President patton for signing the contract and for putting it before Ireland's congress. A special thanks goes out to Vice President Woxan who made a suitable contract, negotiated with Ireland, and has been and will continue contacting the allies that want to participate in it. Woxan spent many hours behind the scenes working this out and I appreciate it greatly. He also found a rather ingenious way for paying for the war games. Those wishing to participate in the war games will pay the full cost for the MPP with the United States. The United States will pay the war declaration fee and the battle costs. This will save the USA and our allies a great deal of gold that can be used for further "real war" operations in the future.



Although not a real war, these games will provide an excellent opportunity for all American and allied citizens to get stronger and healthier. Even when we are not fighting our enemies we should always prepare to fight them. The stronger and healthier we get the better we will do when the battles that do count begin. The military is constantly planning for many different options and we are making sure we have the proper time, manpower, and resources to accomplish our goals. War is not an exercise of spontaneity, it requires many factors coming together all at once. When we are ready to roll, America will know and rest assured our adversaries will also know.

Once again, I want to emphasize to the newer players how important it is to fight, but most of all, fight wisely so you do well. If you are unsure on how to fight and heal I encourage all of you to read the following article by the eUSMC Logistics Command.

Boot Camp: Basic War Fighting for New Citizens: http://tinyurl.com/daoanr

Remember to fight every day the battles are on. If you ever hesitate, I want you to remember one thing...The Irish menace is real. Any nation that abuses their animals in such a manner deserves to be stoppe😛

This puppy fell victim to the Irish on St. Patrick's Day: